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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Starship, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. Starship

    Starship NE Portland Active Member

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    Here is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your money wisely:
    If you spend your money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or SriLanka
    If you purchase a computer it will go to India, Taiwan or China
    If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
    If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
    If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
    If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

    Instead. Keep the money in America by:
    Spending it at yard sales, or
    Going to Ball games, or
    Spending it on prostitutes, or
    Beer, or
    Tattoos.
    (these are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

    Conclusion:
    Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

    (No need to thank me. I’m just glad I could be of help.)
     
  2. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    :funnypoint: Batter up!
     
  3. ogre

    ogre Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I LIKE the way you think!
     
  4. ZachS

    ZachS Eugene/PDX Active Member

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    What about Roller Derby? Can I go to Roller Derby?
     
  5. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I enjoy looking through Craigslist. Local cash deals are always a good way to help those around us.

    Sounds stupid to some but hey it works.
     
  6. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    So do you think we all want to be in the same situation as Tiger Woods?:eek:
     
  7. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    +1
     
  8. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    Finally, something you and I agree about. I went last week, all the girls looked American to me... :laugh:
     
  9. ZachS

    ZachS Eugene/PDX Active Member

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    :thumbup:
     
  10. DerekF

    DerekF Seattle, WA Member

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    + 1 on Craigslist. Great place to buy and sell, or give away stuff.
     
  11. longcolt

    longcolt Zephyrhills, FL Active Member

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    Spend your money at a local restaurant or winery.:thumbup:

    Buy some American made bullets and shoot them up at an local range. Of course, you must use an American made gun, uh.....Ruger maybe.
     
  12. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    Deschutes Brewery. Local gunshops. If I smoked and it was the fourth of July, I'd have all four of the BATFE...