When Your Snake is Bitten by a Snake!

[HA556]

Man bitten by 5ft snake ‘in genital area’ as he sat on toilet at home

The man had to be treated for minor injuries after the nightmarish incident

currently.att.yahoo.com

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[Lennie]

Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped pet python while on toilet, cops say

The reptile apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have reached the man’s toilet through drains.

nypost.com

 

[Hueco]

Threads merged

 

[Andy54Hawken]

A gift that had a story behind it...

I had a friend who was into rock climbing...as he was going up he passed a hole in the side of the cliff he was climbing...when we was about groin level with it...that is when he heard the rattle of a rattle snake...

He was also into muzzle loading ...so the gift was a carved powder horn with a rattle snake and the following bit of verse :
Snaky , snaky on the rock...
Please don't bite me on the co_k...
Andy

 

[Certaindeaf]

Play with the snake get the bit on the dick.

 

[No_Regerts]

 

[Flopsweat]

Poopsnake is actual slang but I am NOT linking to the definition. Yes, it's as bad as whatever you're thinking right now.

 

[CLT65]

You probably heard about the two friends who were out hiking one day, and the one guy got bit by a rattlesnake in a very sensitive area while he was relieving himself.

The other buddy calls 911 on his cell phone and is transferred to an ER doc. The doc tells him that he needs to make a small incision and suck the poison out right away, or his friend will die.

The bitten friend is anxiously waiting to hear the prognosis, "What did he say?!"

"Sorry man, doc says you're gonna die..."

 

[SrMachoSolo]

^^ Lol, when I bring newbies out on a hike or camping trip, I give them the hypothetical version of that story to mess with them.

-Robert

 

[ma96782]

More snake news.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252601038.html

Aloha, Mark

 

[ma96782]

Aloha, Mark

 

[ma96782]

Update on the snake in the mall.

Missing Burmese python that escaped Louisiana mall is found

Aloha, Mark

PS.....Story Time.

Moke and Kimo was walkin' in the jungle (in Hawaii) and they had to piss. So, they both took a pause for the cause and while doing their business.......


Kimo said to Moke, "Hey we lucky we no live in da mainland yeah?"


Moke asked, "Why you think dat?"


Kimo responded with, "Well, what if...... one snake when come along and bite one of us in the da kine? What you think going happen?'


Moke was quick to respond, "Well, dats when you find out what kine friend you get."