When you head for the hills, watch out for the Bears.

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  1. Oregonhunter5

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    Ya know. I wonder if Mr. Glass would approve of De Craprio of playing him in a movie. I think not.
     
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    Well......no creature should have that type of violence inflected on it! Aside from being just about the stupidest Hwood idea I've ever heard of!
    If the bear had just mauled Leonardo to death, I might have gone to see the film! Naaaaa!:cool:
     
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    And.. god knows what nasty STD that bear may have caught.
     
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    That poor bear. "No animals were harmed in the making of this film." I don't think we'll be seeing that in the credits.
     
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    We need rape free zones in the woods.

    Bear rape has gone on long enough, just because a man wears camo in the woods doesnt mean he's asking for sex.
     
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    tell that to big foot ......fast sob
     
  8. Oregonhunter5

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    Bear lives matter
     
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    I got raped by a cougar once. True story.



















    lol
     
  10. Oregonhunter5

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    Sorry!
    Black bear lives matter
     
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    the good ol days
     
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    ;) I see what you did there..
    Ive mounted a cougar or two myself. Best lure Ive found so far is wine.
     
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    Funny, this story describes how I feel anytime I'm forced to watch a Leo DiCaprio movie. I always feel a little less of a man afterward. :(
     
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    Candy is dandy........;)

    BTW you do realize that Obama has a Dept of Propaganda and that MSM is a sub contractor, right?
     
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    I went through that phase after my divorce :D
     
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    He's a good actor
    he pretends 24-7
     
  18. Oregonhunter5

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    So I gotta add this.
    If I'm able to bring my grandpa back, and hang with him in the mountains again, or on his dairy.
    (Clearing my throat)
    So Jeff, I saw your new movie the other day. Oh yeah? Yea...
    So what did you think?
    Well,,,,,, I actually wanted to know which part of your brain said getting raped by a bear, on the movie screen was a smart decision. Well grandpa, I had 20 million reasons why I did it.
    So when did you decide the doing something so sick and wrong, was ok for the "money"?
    How do I explain to your grandma about the thrusting of a bears crank in your rearend?
    Well grandpa, I guess I made a bad decision. Bad decision? I should say so. Tell me this Jeff, are you really that stupid to think a bear rapes humans?
    Well grandpa, yea, cause your dog humps every leg that passes by him..
    Well, you might have. A point there son...

    In all seriousness. Hollywood has jumped the shark.
    There out of there damn minds.
    Along with Brokeback Mountain, I won't be seeing this award winning crap pile.

    What has this world come to.........?
     
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    Probably shoulda duct taped some broken airline bottles a scotch to his knuckles.
    what a piker
     
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    Fox says there is no scene. It's a bear attack. Nothing more.
     

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