When the word 'tactical' goes both too far and is appropriate

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  1. darkminstrel

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    Darn.. They stole my nickname.. Maybe I should sue....
     
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  4. Asp

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    Do they have a tactical function in someone's mouth? lol

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    Careful, it's loaded.
     
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    Now tactical bacon is a substance I can support - unlike Tactical Balls.
     
  9. DinhRose

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    I can't imagine Tac-Bac tasting too great but then again compared to the tactical balls it's a step in the right direction.
     
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    "...designed for use by police officers™ with no specialized training when you need a little something to get the bad guys attention..."

    No special training other than the willingness to bust down a door and throw a bunch of little glowing balls into a room full of armed bad guys.

    btw... They do have a new product that has not been released yet:

    Tactical Straws: Used for determining which officer will deploy the Tactical Balls.
     
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    After which he will be inserted into a tactical body bag.
     
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    Apologies in advance...

    "To further add to the confusion in the room we recommend tossing in a police cat to bat the Tactical Balls around."

    Thanks everyone; this thread gave me a load of laughs today. "A+" to darkminstrel for starting it.
     
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    Is it weird that I want to get these and see if they would actually be distracting? But they will probably be awesome at my next techno party!
     
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    Short barreled shotty with a tactical Cheeseburger rail....

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  16. Doubletap

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    For those single Dad's.....

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  17. darkminstrel

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    I'm thinking of getting a pair...uh...set so I can use them when I'm under a car. I can see a few uses for them. ****, if they don't work for that then I'll cover the lenses in colour film and let the cats go crazy with them.
     
  18. Burt Gummer

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    I put my balls up for sale today! Tactical IR balls that is!
     
  19. Sincere

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    Stop it you guys!

    Law Enforcement is serious bizness!

    These guys put their balls on the line every day for your AMERICAN FREEDOM!

    You only sleep peaceably because rough men stand ready to do violence with their balls at night, on YOUR behalf!
     
  20. bballer182

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    Or really cool single moms. :cool:
     

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