When do they arrive?

[KENOC]

Does anyone know what time the Zombies are due to arrive? I keep reading on that thar internet thing that they are coming, and in everyone's posts, and I keep waiting and waiting and waiting. Should I venture outside and take a look-see? I am sooo confused. And are all zombies totally dangerous or just the ones in black sunglasses and black bandages? And when they do get here, how do we tell the good zombies from the bad zombies. Is there some sort of test? And what about the curvacious female zombies...they seem harmless enough..or not?

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[Retro Adam]

The only good zombie is a dead zombie!

 

[coctailer]

The only good zombie is a dead zombie!

Wait............aren't they dead already?

 

[persuader]

If you were a rich elite would you not plan it after the super bowl then crash the stock market then fly off. Sound about right.

 

[MountainBear]

Wait............aren't they dead already?

In that case, the only good zombie is a decapitated zombie...

 

[Retro Adam]

Wait............aren't they dead already?

Nope! They are UNdead. There's a difference! :winkkiss:

 

[HappyRoman]

O M gosh, Ken, I just do't know what to say.
I think we need the Silvertipped projectiles we have talked about, along with lot's of BEER, so that after Superbowl, we are ready.
If you can see them, then your ready.. please help to stop them..

 

[dobeman]

dude, what do you mean when..... they are here now. Start by just hanging around MAX stations.

 

[MarkSBG]

Good point!

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Yeah. A buddy of mine has theorized that if the zombie apocalypse begins at 82nd and Woodstock, or thereabouts, no one would notice until it was far too late.

 

[timbernet]

Does anyone know what time the Zombies are due to arrive?

My UPS tracking number on my set of Zombies says "Exception due to severe weather" --- not sure when they will show up now


Should have gone USPS -- they get stuff delivered in all weather!

 

[MountainBear]

neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night, no hordes of zombies shall keep this carrier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds...

 

[EZLivin]

I really really hope the zombie apocalypse begins in a European country such as France, Belgium, England or whatever. It would be pretty entertaining watching an unarmed populace fighting off zombies (like in Shaun of the Dead). Plus it would save me money because I could cancel Netflix and watch it live on FOX or CNN instead.