What's your way to deal with scam "your social security is suspended, police is coming" or similar calls?

[revjen45]

I ask them if they know Jesus.

Good one, I'll remember that.

 

[Labradorian]

I asked one guy what kind of guns they had and started laughing after 'Glocks'. I then told him I had much better guns and he could have first shot with his little pop gun crossing over the property line, a good 200 yards from the house.

ETA: the murder scene prank was the absolute best for keeping them on the line