What's your unorthodox EDC

[rexposeidon]

If life gives you lemons, use your headmaster as a speed bump in your wheelchair when he calls you 'Skippy'.

I knew a guy in a wheel chair and on the back of it he had a bumper sticker that read

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

 

[1911Fanatic]

'Skippy " is my catchall nickname for students when I tell stories...nicknames are used to protect the guilty....
In this case.....nope not cruel...she has a excellent sense of humor.
Andy

Alright, I gotta know….Skippy or Jiff?

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Alright, I gotta know….Skippy or Jiff?

Well truth be known...
When telling school stories the name are changed to Skippy or Jiffy...
When telling Army stories...the names are changed to Pvt. Snuffy or Smedlap....
Andy

 

[1911Fanatic]

Well truth be known...
When telling school stories the name are changed to Skippy or Jiffy...
When telling Army stories...the names are changed to Pvt. Snuffy or Smedlap....
Andy

Well, choosyey moms choose Jiff, but my wife always buys Skippy lol.

 

[1911Fanatic]

I guess my wife isn't choosy….she chose me after all.

 

[nammac]

I guess my wife isn't choosy….she chose me after all.

Ditto!

 

[Diamondback]

Well truth be known...
When telling school stories the name are changed to Skippy or Jiffy...
When telling Army stories...the names are changed to Pvt. Snuffy or Smedlap....
Andy

Even when they WERE Pvt Skippy as in "Skippy's List"?

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Even when they WERE Pvt Skippy as in "Skippy's List"?

Nope...Pvt. Snuffy and Smedlap they were and shall remain....
Andy