What's up with ball caps?

[cigars]

Plenty of good ball caps around - but you gotta hunt for them. I absolutely hate the big poofy ones though, and flat bills make you look like a feminine hygiene product container. Same with white ball caps, in general. White, flat billed ball caps are a great indicator, again in general, that there is absolutely nothing the wearer has to say that I need to hear, and is typically going to be a jackass. I think they give out poofy, white, flat billed ball caps when you graduate from the D-Bag Training Academy as a badge of D-bagdom.

Here's some random google image search results to prove the point:

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Friends don't let friends wear flat billed, or white hats. Unless they're all D-bags

That can not be unseen.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Just ranting... at what point did baseball style caps become skin tight skull caps? When I was a kid, baseball hats were slightly roomy and were comfortable. There was usually enough room at the top to provide a slight air gap so that if the sun was beating down the heat wouldn't transfer to your scalp so quickly. My old Army BDU caps were the same way, they fit sensibly and were practical for work and patrol. Now all I see are ball caps that fit so tightly that they might as well be tattooed on your head. Then the duckbill visors on them are so long that you can't use a drinking fountain without it coming off. Geeze, doesn't anybody make a normal ball cap type hat anymore that doesn't cut the circulation off to your scalp? Unfortunately, only the older farts from my generation probably kind of get what I'm talking about.

Obligatory sentence enhancers:
You call that suped up?
Dang it, now get off my Bubble Gum lawn too! Lol.
Just saying!

i get what youre sayin. some peoples kids man.

 

[Captain O]

Ball caps have their place... I guess. I don't wear them anymore. Haven't since I had to wear them as an Armed Security Officer. I prefer my dress rain hat or dress hat. In the summer I prefer to wear a true Panama hat.

Ball caps on civilians are a personal preference. I prefer to dress as an adult, no "ghetto look" for me, thank you very much.