What would you do if you won the lottery?

[Mike_M57]

I was 37 last century.

 

[solv3nt]

I was 37 last century.

View: https://youtu.be/hyZaUwG50zI?feature=shared

 

[orygun]

I was 37 last century.

Punk! I was 38.

 

[Motoxtodd]

1. Take the 30 year package.
2. Go see my favorite tax attorney.
3. Start a new trust fund
4. Form a corporation for the family holdings
5. Invest it
6. Give a lot away.

This !!

 

[bumpus]

Having fun here. What would you do if you won the lottery ? One of the big ones $1 Billion ish. Maybe $300Mil after taxes, etc.



Me? I'd have a few properties spread around . Some in gun friendly states. Probably one on the gulf coast, a nice place on Hilton Head, I can't say for certain I wouldnt throw a big chunk of it down on the mansion from the Beverly Hillbillies. It would suit my character. A few guns, piles of gold stuff like that. Trust funds for various family members.

I'd get a puppy and some donuts and beef jerkey

 

[Mike_M57]

I'd get a puppy and some donuts and beef jerkey

Sounds like the last "gun show" I went to in Puyallup.

 

[NeoBlackdog]

I'd get a puppy and some donuts and beef jerkey

Bumpus is obviously the only one here that knows where value truly lies.

 

[AshWilliams]

I'd get a puppy and some donuts and beef jerkey

Could I have the remainder of your funds after that massive expenditure?

 

[Tlock]

Could I have the remainder of your funds after that massive expenditure?

You greedy pig! I just need 150k

 

[GrayGoose]

Be a sugar daddy for a few college girls. Oh yeah!

 

[wired]

Be a sugar daddy for a few college girls. Oh yeah!

Im not sure my marriage would survive winning the lottery.

 

[Tlock]

Im not sure my marriage would survive winning the lottery.

So your saying he loves money more than you? If he leaves you it wasn't ment to be....

 

[Hinkelsworth]

I would live a lovely life, doing anything I wanted.

 

[Alexx1401]

Im not sure my marriage would survive winning the lottery.

The great part of that if it happens? There is plenty to split it and wave bye.

 

[wired]

The great part of that if it happens? There is plenty to split it and wave bye.

Yeah, I suppose she could finally get rid of me . Good for her.

 

[thandsaker714]

I would pay off all debts we have, which aren't much at all. I love our old house, so just renovating it to its full glory. Put some away to live off of for retirement. Make sure my kiddos have a down for a future house. A decent beginner car and college fund for my kiddos. Help those I can with what's left, family/friends/strangers/our church.

 

[357 MAX]

I would buy a brothel in Nevada & ranch nearby

 

[AshWilliams]

I would buy a brothel in Nevada & ranch nearby

Better budget for medical disease treatment and medication while you're at it.

 

[Alexx1401]

I would buy a brothel in Nevada & ranch nearby

Reminded me of the time the IRS took over that one there. Proving anything the gov touches turns to
they managed to make it lose money.

 

[wired]

Reminded me of the time the IRS took over that one there. Proving anything the gov touches turns to
they managed to make it lose money.

Would you go to a government run whore house? Neither would anyone else