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I have to fess up and correct my story on how I got my first rifle. I was about 12 and walking home from school when I spotted Chuck Norris all dressed in ninja black, headband and everything, carrying an M16 just like you see in the movies. As we got closer Chuck figured I was a fan and made like he was going to shake hands. I was a fan, but wanted to see if I could pull one over on him, so I went for the poke your belly trick.
If you have brothers you know what I'm talking about. So I go to poke his belly and he moved to block, but while his hands were still moving I went for the eye poke three stooges style. Chuck sees my move at the last minute, but he wasn't fast enough. He doubled up in pain while I nyuk, nyuk, nyuked and went for his belly again. Chuck went to Moe block his eyes not wanting to go two in a row as expected, so I went in for the belly poke just like Bruce Lee taught me.
Chuck might have been the best in the world, but that night my Nyuck Stooge Fu was better. That M16 is still buried in my back yard next to a dinosaur fossil and some pirate gold I found when I was 9. The end.
If you have brothers you know what I'm talking about. So I go to poke his belly and he moved to block, but while his hands were still moving I went for the eye poke three stooges style. Chuck sees my move at the last minute, but he wasn't fast enough. He doubled up in pain while I nyuk, nyuk, nyuked and went for his belly again. Chuck went to Moe block his eyes not wanting to go two in a row as expected, so I went in for the belly poke just like Bruce Lee taught me.
Chuck might have been the best in the world, but that night my Nyuck Stooge Fu was better. That M16 is still buried in my back yard next to a dinosaur fossil and some pirate gold I found when I was 9. The end.