What stick would you recommend for leopard protection?

[DunRanull]

From:

Bijnor: Leopard attacks spark fear in Uttar Pradesh district

For years, residents of Bijnor have peacefully coexisted with leopards. Now they say they are afraid.

www.bbc.com

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The attack was just one of many in Bijnor. In the past three months, seven people have died due to leopard attacks in the district. Five of these attacks took place in the span of just eight days, between 19 and 26 April - and increased fear and panic across villages in the district.
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Locals now avoid working alone in the fields, and many have asked their children not to step out of their homes.

"We always carry sticks with us to defend ourselves," says Faiyaz, a resident.
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Bruce

"Sticks"? STICKS? We don't need no steenkin sticks! I guess these peasant/serfs arent allowed to own or use firearms...

 

[DunRanull]

I recommend this stick for leopards….

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The "Joe Biden" solution...

 

[Stomper]

The "Joe Biden" solution...

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Do NOT ever….. EVER EVER EVER EVER….. EVER mention that dried up, child molesting, murderous, brain-dead mummy's name around here again!!


(everyone) —> <—(DunRanull)

 

[The Heretic]

I prefer the Remington Tac-14 Hardwood. Prettier, better action and less expensive.

Remington Tac-14 Hardwood Matte Blue 12 Gauge 3in Pump Action Firearm - 14in

Small in size but huge on home defense capability, the Model 870 TAC-14 delivers devastating, threat-stopping power to protect your home and family. Featuring legendary Model 870 reliability along with a solid hardwood grip and fore-end.

www.sportsmans.com

 

[ilikegunspdx]

 

[bradsteen]

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The original "high capacity assault rifle".

 

[Flopsweat]

I prefer the Remington Tac-14 Hardwood. Prettier, better action and less expensive.

Remington Tac-14 Hardwood Matte Blue 12 Gauge 3in Pump Action Firearm - 14in

Small in size but huge on home defense capability, the Model 870 TAC-14 delivers devastating, threat-stopping power to protect your home and family. Featuring legendary Model 870 reliability along with a solid hardwood grip and fore-end.

www.sportsmans.com

Better!

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[DunRanull]

Wait, this was about leopards? I thought it was about cougars in LEOTARDS...

 

[solv3nt]

Wait, this was about leopards? I thought it was about cougars in LEOTARDS...

 

[Flopsweat]

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Those are not cougars.

 

[DunRanull]

Those are not cougars.

Sure look like cougars to me... and I've seen a few in my time...

 

[solv3nt]

Those are not cougars.

Sure look like cougars to me... and I've seen a few in my time...

Apparently they hang around in the Portland area.

Police respond to another cougar sighting in SE Portland, woman says dog was attacked

Portland Police Bureau is warning the public about another cougar sighting in Southeast Portland Thursday morning.A woman told officers she believes a cougar attacked her small dog in her yard around 2:15 a.m.She darted off to the side of the yard barking,

kcby.com

 

[Flopsweat]

Sure look like cougars to me... and I've seen a few in my time...

Yes and no. Technically, they only have to be women seeking substantially younger men. From a more practical standpoint, they'd have to at least have a chance of attracting one or it's pointless, really.

 

[eustace_stelio]

Wait, this was about leopards? I thought it was about cougars in LEOTARDS...

I was thinking lepers and a 10 ft pole.