What IF I'm required to own a unicorn to own EBR's

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by iamme, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. iamme

    iamme
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    So what if the newest ban requires us to own Unicorns in order to own hi-caps and semi's? I have nothing against unicorns per say but I hear they can be hell on your house and cause destruction. Should I just sell all my guns now?
     
  2. jordanvraptor

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    Living or dead? I know a guy who strangles them for their hides. I guess they make good holsters...
     
  3. osterr1999

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    I hear they found some in North Korea. You should give them a ring. Maybe they'll give you a deal.
     
  4. nwo

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    I prefer "My Little Pony". Im sure they would be grandmothered in.
     
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  5. deadeye

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    mmm mmm good
     
  6. Sgt Nambu

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    Wrong dude! The North Koreans have long since eaten every form of protein from earth worms to plow yacs! I think you should check around Disney Land, the vegetarians and hippies would never eat them.
     
  7. MarkAd

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    Wow a crock of spam. Everyone knows the Unicorns only live in disneywold, and the spam meat company farm where they are breed and ground into SPAM. Thats the magical flavor of SPAM foundation.
     
  8. Garg

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    I would be careful and stick to Free Range Unicorns.
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    I have heard the farm grown type are a little sketchy.

    And no, I am not buying you a new keyboard..
     
  9. just dan

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    then my dog is gonna be even more ticked off than she usually is, with that horn attached to her head an all...
     
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  10. deadeye

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    we really didnt need to see your holloween costume.
     
  11. Phillyfan

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    I thought I was doing that once, but when I sobered up they said I was doing something completely different.
     
  12. nwwoodsman

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    Can't milk a unicorn
     
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  13. knuckle Head

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    :laugh::laugh::bluelaugh::bluelaugh:

    Ok give a little bit of time to get sloshed before anyone else posts anything on this, ok

    :wine::drugs::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
     
  14. Phillyfan

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    How'd you know I was already there? The falic symbolism of the unicorn really does open this one up to some gimmees.
     
  15. Chalupacabra

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    Unicorns would be easier to find than a brontosaurus.
     
  16. Sgt Nambu

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    Gawd! I hope thats his Halloween costume!
     
  17. dude young

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    Can you imagine the cheap Chinese import market for fake unicorns? A bunch of donkeys with a dildo glued to their foreheads? Just one more way for our Gooberments to strengthen the Chinese economy.
     
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  18. Toxic6

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    Christmas morning laughs.....:rofl1:
     
  19. Stomper

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    Don't try that on a bull, either. :wow:
     
  20. oknow

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    superglue and a pointed stick will work in a pinch:gun13:
     

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