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What IF I'm required to own a unicorn to own EBR's

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by iamme, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. iamme

    iamme Lane County Well-Known Member

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    So what if the newest ban requires us to own Unicorns in order to own hi-caps and semi's? I have nothing against unicorns per say but I hear they can be hell on your house and cause destruction. Should I just sell all my guns now?
     
  2. jordanvraptor

    jordanvraptor Oregon City, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Living or dead? I know a guy who strangles them for their hides. I guess they make good holsters...
     
  3. osterr1999

    osterr1999 Silverton, OR Active Member

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    I hear they found some in North Korea. You should give them a ring. Maybe they'll give you a deal.
     
  4. nwo

    nwo Southern Oregon Well-Known Member

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    I prefer "My Little Pony". Im sure they would be grandmothered in.
     
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  5. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    mmm mmm good
     
  6. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Wrong dude! The North Koreans have long since eaten every form of protein from earth worms to plow yacs! I think you should check around Disney Land, the vegetarians and hippies would never eat them.
     
  7. MarkAd

    MarkAd Port Orchard Well-Known Member

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    Wow a crock of spam. Everyone knows the Unicorns only live in disneywold, and the spam meat company farm where they are breed and ground into SPAM. Thats the magical flavor of SPAM foundation.
     
  8. Garg

    Garg east of portland metro Hold my beer..... watch this Bronze Supporter

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    I would be careful and stick to Free Range Unicorns.
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    I have heard the farm grown type are a little sketchy.

    And no, I am not buying you a new keyboard..
     
  9. just dan

    just dan PDX Active Member

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    then my dog is gonna be even more ticked off than she usually is, with that horn attached to her head an all...
     
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  10. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    we really didnt need to see your holloween costume.
     
  11. Phillyfan

    Phillyfan Oregon City, Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I thought I was doing that once, but when I sobered up they said I was doing something completely different.
     
  12. nwwoodsman

    nwwoodsman Vernonia Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer

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    Can't milk a unicorn
     
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  13. knuckle Head

    knuckle Head southeast Well-Known Member

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    :laugh::laugh::bluelaugh::bluelaugh:

    Ok give a little bit of time to get sloshed before anyone else posts anything on this, ok

    :wine::drugs::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
     
  14. Phillyfan

    Phillyfan Oregon City, Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    How'd you know I was already there? The falic symbolism of the unicorn really does open this one up to some gimmees.
     
  15. Chalupacabra

    Chalupacabra Portland Active Member

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    Unicorns would be easier to find than a brontosaurus.
     
  16. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Gawd! I hope thats his Halloween costume!
     
  17. dude young

    dude young SE PDX Active Member

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    Can you imagine the cheap Chinese import market for fake unicorns? A bunch of donkeys with a dildo glued to their foreheads? Just one more way for our Gooberments to strengthen the Chinese economy.
     
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  18. Toxic6

    Toxic6 Higher then a PDX hipster (~10,000 ft higher) Active Member

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    Christmas morning laughs.....:rofl1:
     
  19. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Don't try that on a bull, either. :wow:
     
  20. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    superglue and a pointed stick will work in a pinch:gun13: