What If: Gun Companies Were Restaurants?

[No_Regerts]

Colt = Chick-fil-A

Lots of people try and copy it, but there's no substitute for the original!

 

[Alexx1401]

Lorcin?

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LOL, they are no more but, long ago there used to be these slapped up shacks that were "eateries". Burgers and beans. Bums would go there for very cheap meals. Dad was a kid him and some friends went to one. Guy was making burgers by hand. On counter comes a rat scurrying along. Guy in one fluid motion drops meat, grabs clever, cuts rat clean in half, scoops up rat parts and dumps them in trash. Then picks up where he left off making burgers. My Dad and his friends decided they were no longer hungry. Now if those places still existed? They would be Lorcin. It would be "well it is "food" and it probably will fill you up".

 

[Diamondback]

This reminds me of something I saw ten years ago or so in the WAC newsletter, but can't remember when or find it anywhere since about "if rifles were women."

One I do remember from it was "the AR15 is your best friend's kid sister, you KNOW going in it's a bad idea but you just can't resist" and there was something about "Mauser 98 = German Hausfrau."

 

[PORSCHE928S4]

HK= Don Shula's Steakhouse and ones that compare to Golden Coral expect multiple trips to the potty some poste haste lol !