What have you done lately to re-charge your Man Card?

[HaveGun]

On Sunday, I installed a lift kit on my SUV. Man Card points +50. On Monday, I drove my elderly mother to a doctor's appointment and opened the car door for her and helped her get into my now higher SUV. Man Card Points +10. On Tuesday, I drove down to the family lake cabin with my daughter, her husband, and three grandsons and spent two days teaching them about the wildlife and plants in the area. I gave them rides on my UTV and debated politics with my "moderate" son-in-law; smashing his Leftist arguments while drinking whiskey. Man card points +100.

On Saturday, I will take my much younger girlfriend into the Idaho wilderness for a 2-day tent camping trip, utilizing a solar shower I designed and built, sleeping in a pickup-bed tent modified for use in a utility trailer, pan for gold, cook over an open flame, and make love to a hot Latina while listening to the Eagles. Man card; fully charged...

What have you done lately to re-charge your man card?

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[HaveGun]

In regards to the Man Card illustration in the previous post, I have not completed two of the challenges.

I have not forged a knife and I have not drank an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce. But, I have finished several bottles of my favorite Mango Habanero hot sauce...

 

[Rickenbacher39]

Been married to the same woman for 48 years and love her more than ever.
She loves me just the way I am, warts and all.
Don't need no stinkin' man card. I've got it all..........

 

[2DaMtns]

Using the term "man card" resets whatever this counter is to zero.

 

[sobo]

On Sunday, I installed a lift kit on my SUV. Man Card points +50. On Monday, I drove my elderly mother to a doctor's appointment and opened the car door for her and helped her get into my now higher SUV. Man Card Points +10. On Tuesday, I drove down to the family lake cabin with my daughter, her husband, and three grandsons and spent two days teaching them about the wildlife and plants in the area. I gave them rides on my UTV and debated politics with my "moderate" son-in-law; smashing his Leftist arguments while drinking whiskey. Man card points +100.

On Saturday, I will take my much younger girlfriend into the Idaho wilderness for a 2-day tent camping trip, utilizing a solar shower I designed and built, sleeping in a pickup-bed tent modified for use in a utility trailer, pan for gold, cook over an open flame, and make love to a hot Latina while listening to the Eagles. Man card; fully charged...

What have you done lately to re-charge your man card?

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Excuse me, what did you say?

 

[albin25]

While on the phone with my broker, I "shushed" my wife....
.... I'll be getting home from the hospital on Saturday.

 

[SquirrelSlayer]

Put together a Solar powered PTZ camera system with WiFi connected to by home system, it'll go on a post attached to the back fence overlooking the canyon behind the house.This camera has notification capability and automated motion tracking. Testing in progress.

 

[No_Regerts]

On Sunday, I installed a lift kit on my SUV. Man Card points +50. On Monday, I drove my elderly mother to a doctor's appointment and opened the car door for her and helped her get into my now higher SUV. Man Card Points +10. On Tuesday, I drove down to the family lake cabin with my daughter, her husband, and three grandsons and spent two days teaching them about the wildlife and plants in the area. I gave them rides on my UTV and debated politics with my "moderate" son-in-law; smashing his Leftist arguments while drinking whiskey. Man card points +100.

On Saturday, I will take my much younger girlfriend into the Idaho wilderness for a 2-day tent camping trip, utilizing a solar shower I designed and built, sleeping in a pickup-bed tent modified for use in a utility trailer, pan for gold, cook over an open flame, and make love to a hot Latina while listening to the Eagles. Man card; fully charged...

What have you done lately to re-charge your man card?

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Sang along with ABBA Dancing Queen, Mancard now in a .gov sized deficit.

 

[No_Regerts]

In regards to the Man Card illustration in the previous post, I have not completed two of the challenges.

I have not forged a knife and I have not drank an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce. But, I have finished several bottles of my favorite Mango Habanero hot sauce...

Thats not a man list, that's the road to sainthood.

 

[zenbreath]

I lifted weights.

 

[Bon Sauvage]

I joined The Gallon Club at the sperm bank.

 

[zenbreath]

I joined The Gallon Club at the sperm bank.

I'm tempted to have a hacker find out what your file number is, and convince a mob of Barren Karens to bring your children into the world.

 

[sobo]

Now, in a weird sort of way, that's about the nicest thing I've heard someone on this board say to another in quite some time... I think...

 

[CSB ID]

TC'd an M1A2V3 Q1.

 

[pharmseller]

I grilled something I killed and fed my family with it.

Then I failed to give a fûck about what anyone else said about my manhood.



P

 

[sobo]

Then I failed to give a fûck about what anyone else said about my manhood.

Now, that's man-card material, right there!

 

[ma96782]

Sang along with ABBA Dancing Queen, Mancard now in a .gov sized deficit.

Yup....more like.....


Aloha, Mark

 

[zenbreath]

My Man Card, like other elements of my masculinity, is only displayed when the environment is appropriate.

 

[sobo]

I'm thinkin' that's prolly a good thing...

 

[Medic!]

Really?
You're gonna make me do this?


OK then..................... Pull my finger!