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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ajf1, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. ajf1

    ajf1 beaverton Member

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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)






    These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
     
  2. jordanvraptor

    jordanvraptor Oregon City, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    The Taliban actually loves pickups, mostly Toyotas though...:)