Twinkies as Body Armor?

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by KalamaMark, Jan 28, 2014.

  1. F2CMaDMaXX

    F2CMaDMaXX
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    I thought they were bad for your health...
     
  2. Dain Bramage

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    Surprisingly learned from a video at Easter: a line of peeps will deflect a .50 BMG round.
     
  3. KalamaMark

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    Twinkies are no match for Tannerite!

    [video=youtube;4LW74CtYK4w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LW74CtYK4w&list=UUExu7hFADDxISy14GsAn5VA&feature=share[/video]
     
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  4. Ironbar

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    Wouldn't Ding Dongs be better? You know, because of the hard chocolate shell?
     
  5. Caveman Jim

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    Nope, wouldn't work. You couldn't keep em on due to the tastiness of these delectable treats and hungry friends!!!
     
  6. oregonty

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    I cant believe I watched that entire video. I need to get a life. LOL
     
  7. 206thsense

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  8. NorthWestsBest

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    I will throw my weight behind ho-hos or zingers.
    Get it? Weight? Because they are Hostess products? Haha. Yea...
    I'm sorry...
     
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  9. KalamaMark

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    Thanks, OregonTy.. We'll construe that as a compliment vs. a commentary on the icky weather and early winter onset of darkness after work!
     
  10. Flopsweat

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    Pftt. Twinkies are no match for a slow-moving fat kid. :D
     
  11. CAL30M1

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    Touche! LMAO
    (btw, the slow fat kid was me.)
     
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  12. RicInOR

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    <Homer voice> Mmm .... Twinkies
     
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  13. FZRider

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    Damn!!! I ate my body armor again!
     
  14. Flopsweat

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    :eek: OK, that's now how I meant it, but...
     
  15. vertical ascent

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    And they say people that own guns have no sense of humor.
     
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