Man Wearing Body Armor Busted With Luggage Full of Weapons at LAX - Yahoo! I know this is a serious issue but TSA caught him and all is well so please save the sanctimonious 'what if...' He was spotted by TSA because he was wearing body armor. Some other funny details included flame retardant leggings...being flame resistant doesn't make up for the fact that they're still leggings. TSA found a bunch of dangerous stuff in his luggage including kitchen mitts and tongs. The natural reaction is to call him a terrorist but I really think he's just bat poo insane.