Totally worthless information

[sobo]

You can drive to the sun in a Pinto in a week so it's closer.

Bonus! A Pinto comes with the sun factory-installed, saving you the trip!

 

[Red98422]

Chickens can't walk backwards.

Neither can alligators (but they can turn around REALLY quick)

 

[41mag]

You can drive to the sun in a Pinto in a week so it's closer.

My buddy had a Pinto and couldn't drive to the local grocery store in a week.

 

[ARFrog]

 

[JohnnyMac]

The white stuff in bird poop has been scientifically proven to be more bird poop.

 

[Xrperry]

If you pinch the skin under your elbow it doesn't hurt, you zip up your marble sack it does

 

[jbett98]

Polar bears are left-handed.

 

[tac]

Polar bears are left-handed.

I wrote that already. Post #43 refers.

Please pay attention......

 

[tac]

Sporange is -
The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).

So the only word that rhymes is NOT actually English.

 

[P7M13]

Raphus cucullatus is extinct.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Polar bears are left-handed.

And they speak with a lisp....

 

[Caveman Jim]

Raphus cucullatus is extinct.

 

[teflon6string]

A proctologist wants ME to wear a face mask.

 

[Orthos]

I've got new socks on.

But did you put them on the right foot?

 

[Mikej]

But did you put them on the right foot?

I sure he only put ONE on the right foot.

 

[sobo]

I sure he only put ONE on the right foot.

Yup! Ya gotta have the other foot to stand on, or it's gonna be a tough row to hoe...

 

[Lilhigbee]

People with only one leg lose all their socks in the dryer.

 

[cigars]

But did you put them on the right foot?

Hey man...Toes Go In First!!! It's gotten me this far in life.

 

[EHJ]

Hunting in cemeteries in Oregon is illegal.

Who knew?

ORS 166.645 – Hunting in cemeteries prohibited

Hunting in cemeteries is prohibited. (2) As used in subsection (1) of this section “hunting” has the meaning for that term provided…

www.oregonlaws.org

 

[LDmax]

Hunting in cemeteries in Oregon is illegal.

Who knew?

ORS 166.645 – Hunting in cemeteries prohibited

Hunting in cemeteries is prohibited. (2) As used in subsection (1) of this section “hunting” has the meaning for that term provided…

www.oregonlaws.org

Wouldn't want to wake up the neighborhood