Totally worthless information

[tac]

That's like the blonde with "TGIF" on her shoes. Someone asked if that was for "Thank God it's Friday," and she said no, it's for "Toes Go In First."

Hey, I USED to be a redhead, NOT a blonde. Now I'm just a redneck.

 

[Mikej]

That's like the blonde with "TGIF" on her shoes. Someone asked if that was for "Thank God it's Friday," and she said no, it's for "Toes Go In First."

You shoulda' told me that joke yesterday.....

 

[tac]

99% of all Polar Bears are left-pawed.

Snakes have no preference.

 

[41mag]

There was "Better", if I went back 30-35 years. But now, it's new socks!

ample rewards for a life well lived

 

[jjfitch]

If i shot a round of 22lr into the ground every foot I could go 3.78 miles before i run out of ammo. Hey I warned you it was usless info lol

Has the EPA showed up at your door yet? Heard they have a few questions!

P. S. I''ll send you a box of .22's so you'll have an even 400 boxes!

Smiles,

 

[tac]

Zebras are white with black stripes.

 

[Capn Jack]

Well, I put 'F' and 'B' on mine, so's I know which way they go on.

Are those sew on labels, or marker pen?
Also doesn't a creek, stream, brook, etc. flow into the sea rather than
vice versa? Or are we talking tidal estuary's.

 

[tac]

Streams and brooks flow into rivers.

Creeks are often tidal and usually flow IN from the sea, rather than OUT from any other source of water.

Also in spoken English - 'beck' - particularly in the North of England 'Cumbrian/Northumbria - a small steam/river/brook. Also 'burn' - again, the North of England and Scotland. 'Beck' is the Anglicised 'bech' - Germanic word for stream. When I was little my Uncle Mickey, who had batted for the other side in WW2, used to sing me a little German song, 'Du bechlein, silberhelle und klar usw.....' but it makes me feel so sad that I'm not going to repeat it here.

 

[tac]

The Moon is cunningly positioned betwixt the Earth and the Sun in such a location that it exactly occludes the sun, which is why a Lunar eclipse is such a spectacular event.

Just how much of a coincidence can THAT be?

 

[Caveman Jim]

I farted...

 

[Xrperry]

Me too, twice and they didn't stink. Total waste of time and effort

 

[tac]

The nearest star to us is currently Proxima Centauri, sister to Alpha Centauri, and although they are both 'only' 4.2 light years away, they'd take a deal of time to reach from here at present technological means.

Sooooooooooooo, just how long would it take us to reach it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, 79,365 years, approximately.

Explanation:
Alpha Centauri A is about 4.3 light years distant. Light travels about 6 trillion miles in one year which means that star is about 25 trillion miles away. Present technology can send a spacecraft into space at about 36,000 miles an hour or about 315,000,000 miles a year. Divide 25 trillion by 315 million and you get 79,365 years.

That's way longer even than the train ride from Seattle to Klamath Falls, and I know, as I've done it.

 

[Certaindeaf]

The nearest star to us is currently Proxima Centauri, sister to Alpha Centauri, and although they are both 'only' 4.2 light years away, they'd take a deal of time to reach from here at present technological means.

Sooooooooooooo, just how long would it take us to reach it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, 79,365 years, approximately.

Explanation:
Alpha Centauri A is about 4.3 light years distant. Light travels about 6 trillion miles in one year which means that star is about 25 trillion miles away. Present technology can send a spacecraft into space at about 36,000 miles an hour or about 315,000,000 miles a year. Divide 25 trillion by 315 million and you get 79,365 years.

That's way longer even than the train ride from Seattle to Klamath Falls, and I know, as I've done it.

You can drive to the sun in a Pinto in a week so it's closer.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Is it a Creek or is it a Crick?

 

[Bon Sauvage]

Zebras are white with black stripes.

Friend, they are actually black with white stripes. No kidding.

 

[tac]

Tomahto/tomayto.

Whatever.

Polar bears have black skin under the fur, which is not white, but colourless.

 

[LDmax]

When geese travel in a V formation and one side is longer than the other, it's because there are more geese on that side.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Is it a Creek or is it a Crick?

From where I'm from it's called a krik....

 

[Xrperry]

Seagulls cannot burp, so I am told

 

[jbett98]

Chickens can't walk backwards.