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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pokerace, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. pokerace

    pokerace Newberg Well-Known Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


    And here we go..

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.




    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
     
  2. Father of four

    Father of four Portland, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Men Prefer Guns Over Women...not this man.

    Howard
     
  3. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    I've seen variations of this, often on t-shirts. Funny.
     
  4. Asp

    Asp Oregon, the promise land. Active Member

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    Says that man whose user name is "Father of four"
    lol :laugh:
     
  5. Father of four

    Father of four Portland, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    :D
     
  6. PlayboyPenguin

    PlayboyPenguin Pacific Northwest Well-Known Member 2016 Volunteer

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    I can think of a few reasons that aren't on the list...but that is just me. :)
     
  7. iusmc2002

    iusmc2002 Colville, WA Active Member

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    #7 is what does it for me!