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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kimber Custom, Oct 15, 2010.

  1. Kimber Custom

    Kimber Custom Vancouver, WA Bronze Vendor Bronze Vendor

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
  2. Father of four

    Father of four Portland, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Do I agree? Nope, not me. Women are way better then cold metal! :thumbup:

    Or cold Plastic...:D

    I really like your #4 though.
  3. Riot

    Riot Benton County, Washington Well-Known Member

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    #11 - Whenever the gun doesn't go off, the magazine and the ammunition is the first to be blamed.

    #12 - No mater when or how many times you use the gun, it will never have a headache.

    #13 - No mater how many "accesories" you buy it, the gun will always love you the same.
  4. novamind

    novamind Hillsboro Active Member

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    Ones paid for the other never is..
  5. Celtic Armory

    Celtic Armory Port Orchard, WA Member

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    Only in WA you can't use the silencer.