Top official lone fatality was Loretta Fuddy

[Kevatc]

Sweet good grief you Tea Party folks are worth the price of admission to watch your conspiratorial gears turn!

 

[Jamie6.5]

Sweet good grief you Tea Party folks are worth the price of admission to watch your conspiratorial gears turn!

You wouldn't couldn't say that if you were Valerie's ex-hubby, or her ex-hubby's second wife.

 

[mrblond]

two words. Robo Shark.

 

[gaijinsamurai]

Sweet good grief you Tea Party folks are worth the price of admission to watch your conspiratorial gears turn!

She's with Vince Foster.

 

[CamoDeafie]

dark humor here.
Ms. Fuddy- "I NEED A GOVERNMENTALLY CERTIFIED TRAINER TO TEACH ME HOW TO PUT ON THIS LIFE JACKET THING!"
Other Survivors- "Do it YOURSELF"

her- "I DON"T KNOW HOW AND I WONT LEARN IF ITS NOT DONE BY SOMEONE ELSE"
Other survivors-"oh lordy here we go... *shows her how* there, simple!"
her-"BTU WHAT IF I PUT IT ON WRONG??"
Others-"JUST PUT THE DARNED THING ON ALREADY!"
*she drowns*