I agree with @Ura-Ki, that's a hobo spider - we get them in our house from time to time - just had one in the living room a week ago - sitting in the middle of the floor, staring at me
I'm a total pu$$ when it comes to spiders. Snakes, rats, pretty much anything else, no problem, but spiders were obviously a creation of Satan himself, a creature that contains all of his hatred and evil into the creepiest looking and creepiest moving death machines on the planet. I don't believe in non-poisonous spiders, because they are all equipped with fear-generating glands that turn any man into a wuss - that's sciency stuff right there.
I'm just thankful I don't live in a place like Australia where they deal with the Huntsman spider - basically take that damn hobo spider, run it through a few passes in a nuclear reactor, and you get the huntsman:
For some devilish reason, they seem to love to be up on the ceiling, where they can more easily drop on your head and eat your brain.
I'm a total pu$$ when it comes to spiders. Snakes, rats, pretty much anything else, no problem, but spiders were obviously a creation of Satan himself, a creature that contains all of his hatred and evil into the creepiest looking and creepiest moving death machines on the planet. I don't believe in non-poisonous spiders, because they are all equipped with fear-generating glands that turn any man into a wuss - that's sciency stuff right there.
I'm just thankful I don't live in a place like Australia where they deal with the Huntsman spider - basically take that damn hobo spider, run it through a few passes in a nuclear reactor, and you get the huntsman:
For some devilish reason, they seem to love to be up on the ceiling, where they can more easily drop on your head and eat your brain.