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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GunBit45, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. GunBit45

    GunBit45 Oregon Active Member

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    A TRIP TO COSTCO

    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

    I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a__ (butt) and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

    Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

    Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
     
  2. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    I've seen that one before, but it was worth seeing again. :laugh: Thanks for the grin.
     
  3. country boy

    country boy portland area Member

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    Now that's funny!

    cb
     
  4. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Priceless.

    I used to be a "Cable Guy" and some of the things you come across on a day to day basis... one could write a book.
     
  5. jimmyleost

    jimmyleost Renton Member

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    haha, great story :D
     
  6. Foureyes

    Foureyes Clackamas Co New Member

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    That is funny!:laugh:
     
  7. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox Puyallup, WA Well-Known Member

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    Funny stuff!

    SF-