Time to move?

[wired]

In a past life I was the cellarmaster at the pyramid ales corporation and was instrumental in developing many of their flagship brands but I can still enjoy a light beer or 10 from time to time

 

[Diamondback]

Sorry, attempting a little humor that didn't come out as planned. TBH, I'm not any kind of beer drinker myself... just can't get past the look and smell, closest to putting one down I've ever been is a shotglass of Guinness.

 

[wired]

Guinness is produced by pulling out about 5% of the initial unfermented wort and fermenting it with lactobacilli which is then pasteurized and added back into the base stock to give it a tangy acidic flavor. To a person who spent years tasting beer for a living to make sure it isnt spoiled with lactobacilli Guinness literally tastes like spoiled beer.

Try something else.

 

[Flopsweat]

...
Bud light helps me when I want to purge my large colon fully.

Stout will do that faster and with less beer.

 

[EPS]

Wired, are you left-handed? If not, by definition you're excluded from right-minded, since each half the brain controls the OPPOSITE half the body.

Hey I shoot a RIFLE lefty.

 

[EPS]

But I shoot a pistol right hand .