Threads, why can't I?

[Certaindeaf]

I like to try to log on to The High Road about once a year just to see the "You have been banned forever" note.
It perks me right up.

 

[Stomper]

Then, you will receive an unmarked package via snail mail.
Inside you will find a piece of paper with a www link.
Open your web browser, then type in that link and hit "enter"
The information you will find is highly classified. Do not disclose to any bubblegum.
You will find a bubblegum link. Click on it, and the download will proceed.
Find said bubblegum download and double click to open.
Inside will be necessary information pertaining to the bubblegum thread.


That's all I'm allowed to divulge at this time.
BTW, welcome to NWFA.

Because like Cicada 3301 - you have not decoded all of the mystery. Take screen shots of the home page, open them in notepad, and hunt for the hidden URL that takes you to a site that gives you a book key, then you must go back through the Welcome forum and decode the message hidden in the thread titles there. Once decoded you will be given a deep web address you must open in a Tor browser. Once at that site, you will be given 10 questions to answer, if you get it right, an anonymous email address will send you a special password and you will be granted access to the fountain of knowledge hidden behind the veil here at Northwest Firearms, along with the special PornHub account with "platinum shower" level access that gives 24/7 cams of the Bush Twins, Chelsea Clinton, an Butch Cheney...

Jeez.... it'd be easier if you just PayPaled me the $250!!

 

[BDA.45]

Jeez.... it'd be easier if you just PayPaled me the $250!!

Me too...it takes 2 to decode everything. Send Stomper $500 and we'll unlock it, then send ME your account info and I'll reimburse you $750.....

 

[Stomper]

You're not really in Oregon... you're in Ivory Coast!!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I like to try to log on to The High Road about once a year just to see the "You have been banned forever" note.
It perks me right up.

I tried that forum ...and while I wasn't banned forever , I did get put into time out for awhile.
Nice to see a fellow misbehavior ...
Andy

 

[oknow]

this thread needs to go to the not enough goodie humor thread with some of these answers.

 

[oknow]

Because like Cicada 3301 - you have not decoded all of the mystery. Take screen shots of the home page, open them in notepad, and hunt for the hidden URL that takes you to a site that gives you a book key, then you must go back through the Welcome forum and decode the message hidden in the thread titles there. Once decoded you will be given a deep web address you must open in a Tor browser. Once at that site, you will be given 10 questions to answer, if you get it right, an anonymous email address will send you a special password and you will be granted access to the fountain of knowledge hidden behind the veil here at Northwest Firearms, along with the special PornHub account with "platinum shower" level access that gives 24/7 cams of the Bush Twins, Chelsea Clinton, an Butch Cheney...

 

[tashworth1]

If you catch A fellow member with A normal testosterone level in person they may give you an answer

 

[Stomper]

If you catch A fellow member with A normal testosterone level in person they may give you an answer

Which would be.....?

 

[tashworth1]

Which would be.....?

A medical website says 679 ng/dl however I will double check with the doctor when I get A chance.

 

[Quartermaster]

Why do I not have permission to view or reply to some threads? I click on recent threads, then click on a topic, then a post comes up that says, "you do not have permission to basically be a part in this". What's up?.

Are you referring to closed threads? That happens sometimes when the original idea has come unhinged, and an admin closes it for further replies. No conspiracy, no secret forum, just closed. Look at the MRE group buy Boy howdy was that a roller coaster from start to finish!

 

[tashworth1]

That was an intelligent answer kind sir, I am sure the original poster will appreciate it.

 

[Member 5605]

Because like Cicada 3301 - you have not decoded all of the mystery. Take screen shots of the home page, open them in notepad, and hunt for the hidden URL that takes you to a site that gives you a book key, then you must go back through the Welcome forum and decode the message hidden in the thread titles there. Once decoded you will be given a deep web address you must open in a Tor browser. Once at that site, you will be given 10 questions to answer, if you get it right, an anonymous email address will send you a special password and you will be granted access to the fountain of knowledge hidden behind the veil here at Northwest Firearms, along with the special PornHub account with "platinum shower" level access that gives 24/7 cams of the Bush Twins, Chelsea Clinton, an Butch Cheney...

Good LORD... Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

 

[bsa1917hunter]

I think you pissed off the wrong bubblegum....