This showed up on my (messy ) desk today. Who wants to guess what it is...And who has ever used one?...

[wired]

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[Nocaster]

It's a personal massager

 

[Jonnyuma]

It's another machine that I'm clueless about.
It does a function. A function that needs to be done often enough that somebody invented a machine to do it.
Probably a real labor-saver.
I'm glad it was invented.

 

[CRBMoA]

I would'nt stick any body parts in it until you see what it can do!

 

[solv3nt]

Engineer here, if it works, it doesn't have enough "enhancements".

 

[cigars]

I know, I know...it's a RINO machine. It's what some Republican's use to remove their spine so they can get Democrat's to like them.

 

[MannyGlocks]

Mimeograph?

 

[flybynyt]

That's an old thumper doodle.

 

[Medic!]

You do know you can get in trouble printing your own money?

 

[P7M13]

Looks like a paper folder/binder

 

[solv3nt]

There's a fluke meter in the background, and you blanked out the nameplate.

 

[arakboss]

Did it come from willy wonkas chocolate factory?

 

[wired]

Hint...it does nothing.

 

[cigars]

Hint...it does nothing.

Which makes my earlier guess even more relevant!

 

[arakboss]

Hint...it does nothing.

Ooh ooh, i know. It's a nothing burger patty maker. Did you get it from Gov. Browns office?

 

[slimmer13]

The new Keltec?

 

[EHJ]

Hint...it does nothing.

Why does it look so familiar?
Is this a famous do-nothing machine we may have seen somewhere else?

 

[MTpockets]

Mechanical Skills Assessments | Scientific Management Techniques, Inc.

 

[arakboss]

Mechanical Skills Assessments | Scientific Management Techniques, Inc.

Well, I was close

 

[clearconscience]

Hint...it does nothing.

Congressman? Senator? Governor?

Mayor?