This just in from the American Medical Association...

[Libertas7]

She's probably a little young for you... while I'm pretty sure based on schedule she's probably legal, I'd have to break the Rule of 40* to see if there's anything there.
*As in, "Never date below..." While I'm open to going below 40 for the right woman... well, it's no fun if she's not eligible for "Loser Buys The Ammo" wagers on a date at the range.

Who you calling an old geezer?

 

[etrain16]

Wait, what if they're blue? Is that a problem?

 

[Medic!]

Wait, what if they're blue? Is that a problem?

No. It just means your in ''Basic Training''.

Man that time was terrible!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Damn was that a "fun" time!!! Blue berries were not pretty!

 

[Medic!]

Damn was that a "fun" time!!! Blue berries were not pretty!

Yep.
I felt like this guy!

 

[Sgt Nambu]

I saw a case of "Blue Balls" while in the service. One of the worst things I ever saw! They were literally, EACH, the size of a grapefruit and more purple than blue! The medics took the poor guy out on a stretcher and he was SCREAMING!

 

[Diamondback]

Who you calling an old geezer?

I didn't say "geezer"--heck, I'm 36 myself. Just that life, particularly the Adults-Only Fun part of it, starts getting awkward when you start to notice that you're getting closer to "old enough to be the Playmate of the Month's dad"... LOL

For the record, I not only have a "permission slip" from my gal but standing instructions to USE IT if I met the right girl under the right conditions.

 

[bbbass]

As an official "old geezer", I may not be able to cut the mustard (well, not more'n once per week) but I can still lick the jelly jar.

 

[Diamondback]

Yeah, but there's CAN you and then there's SHOULD you...

 

[bbbass]

Yeah, but there's CAN you and then there's SHOULD you...

You must know my ex.

 

[Diamondback]

You must know my ex.

No, but I know MINE... the biggest datapoint in the pattern that every time I've gotten into trouble in my life, there was a pretty girl at the root of it.