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This is your fish on drugs...

Discussion in 'Northwest Fishing' started by Chee-to, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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  2. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Ewwww.... that means people been washing dollar bills out in the sink... that means STRIPPER CRACK!! :eek:
     
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  3. Larrytpdx

    Larrytpdx Portland, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly . . . . .
     
  4. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    Eat more fish and get high for free if your into that sort of thing.
     
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  5. albin25

    albin25 Lewiston Idaho Well-Known Member

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    Despite the extreme difficulty of keeping them lit...
    ....it does explain why so many folks like to smoke their salmon.

    The "new" salmon...

    ....all of the "high", none of the "munchies".
    (please eat responsibly)
     
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  6. 2A2Dend

    2A2Dend .. Well-Known Member

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    Botanical
     
  7. 308

    308 ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Platinum Supporter Silver Supporter

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    So when I fail the Hoffman piss test I can blame it on the Salmon :confused:
     
  8. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    fish-bicycle.jpg
     
  9. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    When I say, "I'd HATE to be THAT bicycle seat".... I REALLY (really) mean it!! :eek:
     
  10. DuneHopper

    DuneHopper Douglas County. Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know how to respond to this :rolleyes: just reveals TMI. ;)
     
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  11. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Guess what the most prevalent substance is found on the vast majority of American paper bills.... Cocaine residue. o_O
     
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  12. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Beside fecal particles, that is. :confused:
     
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  13. Jamie6.5

    Jamie6.5 Western OR Well-Known Member

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    If it comes from "stripper crack," wouldn't it include glitter too?

    I dunno, but that's what I heard.
     
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  14. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Glitter... the stuff fishing lures are made from!
     
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    bearnut Oregon Member

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    I wonder if the government will try to make us safer by requiring a waste basket next to every toilet?
     
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  16. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim West of Oly Springer Slayer 2016 Volunteer

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    The same should be true with the fish in the "WILLIE" where they still dump the pooo in the river!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    I ain't eatin no sturgeon from there...
     
  17. 2A2Dend

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    Last I knew, sturgeon was closed. Everywhere. Next best thing, spiney dogfish. Bottom feeders. The type that defecate through the skin. Every cast is a meal. 50/50 vinegar/water over night...some of the best tasting shark meat there is. Comparable to sturgeon and lobster. Baked, grilled, fried, or deep fried....good chit.
     
  18. jsparks747

    jsparks747 Portland, Or Active Member

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    So THAT's how they jump so high!
     
  19. eldbillbo

    eldbillbo clackamas New world samurai and a redneck none the less Bronze Supporter

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    Ah explains why the fish are eating poop.