This is your fish on drugs...

Discussion in 'Northwest Fishing' started by Chee-to, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. Stomper

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    Ewwww.... that means people been washing dollar bills out in the sink... that means STRIPPER CRACK!! :eek:
     
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  2. Larrytpdx

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    Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly . . . . .
     
  3. oknow

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    Eat more fish and get high for free if your into that sort of thing.
     
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  4. albin25

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    Despite the extreme difficulty of keeping them lit...
    ....it does explain why so many folks like to smoke their salmon.

    The "new" salmon...

    ....all of the "high", none of the "munchies".
    (please eat responsibly)
     
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  5. 2A2Dend

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    Botanical
     
  6. 308

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    So when I fail the Hoffman piss test I can blame it on the Salmon :confused:
     
  7. erudne

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  8. Stomper

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    When I say, "I'd HATE to be THAT bicycle seat".... I REALLY (really) mean it!! :eek:
     
  9. DuneHopper

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    I didn't know how to respond to this :rolleyes: just reveals TMI. ;)
     
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  10. Stomper

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    Guess what the most prevalent substance is found on the vast majority of American paper bills.... Cocaine residue. o_O
     
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  11. Stomper

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    Beside fecal particles, that is. :confused:
     
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  12. Jamie6.5

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    If it comes from "stripper crack," wouldn't it include glitter too?

    I dunno, but that's what I heard.
     
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  13. Stomper

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    Glitter... the stuff fishing lures are made from!
     
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  14. bearnut

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    I wonder if the government will try to make us safer by requiring a waste basket next to every toilet?
     
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  15. Caveman Jim

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    The same should be true with the fish in the "WILLIE" where they still dump the pooo in the river!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    I ain't eatin no sturgeon from there...
     
  16. 2A2Dend

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    Last I knew, sturgeon was closed. Everywhere. Next best thing, spiney dogfish. Bottom feeders. The type that defecate through the skin. Every cast is a meal. 50/50 vinegar/water over night...some of the best tasting shark meat there is. Comparable to sturgeon and lobster. Baked, grilled, fried, or deep fried....good chit.
     
  17. jsparks747

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    So THAT's how they jump so high!
     
  18. eldbillbo

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    Ah explains why the fish are eating poop.
     

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