I live in an apartment.. I would love a house but having an unstable job along with lacking a large down payment makes it difficult to buy one Last night I think the most disgusting thing possible happened.. I live on the first floor and my neighbor above us, got a little drunk and puked off their deck onto our porch.. (So I am assuming, unless someone else walked over to our porch and did so, which I am highly doubting) I notice at like 4am last night and am furious and I go bang out their door with no answer. So I go to bed, I get up for work this morning 7am and get dressed and ready to go pound on their door again when the wife stops me. She says dont do it this way, you are going to embarrass them and make things very awkward for here on out, I say I dont care but she is begging me to handle this in a more civilized manor. So I say I will think about it then handle it on my lunch break. So if banging on their door and telling them to clean up the puke is not civilized, what is?? The reason I noticed it was because our dog woke us up to be let out to go to the bathroom, I was half asleep when I notice my dog eating something off the ground so I turned on the light and found my porch covered in puke.