This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??

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  1. Ironbar

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    Wtf. My wife got this warming lube from somewhere and we used it a couple times. For the next couple days after it felt like I had a UTI. Miserable. Of course we used it a few times before I figured it out and read that it was warming gel.

    I've heard some horror stories before with that stuff. A friend and his wife used something similar and she ended up going to the ER with her snatch on fire. Ouch
     
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    Subscribed! :peace:
     
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    Lmfao. Clearconscience cracked me up.
     
  5. Stomper

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    OK, CC I realize the stork didn't bring any of us but..... TMI :bluelaugh:
     
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    If we are talking valuation, I'd never sell mine for $50K. I would, however, be willing to rent it out for that amount*

    *I reserve the right to reserve service to anyone.
    ** No shoes (except 6" stilettos), no shirt ... service!
     
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    +1000

    Was this the revelation of "the burning bush".....
     
  8. Ironbar

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    LMFAO! FTW!
     
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    I've got four kids. The sucker gets all pinched in my jeans. I wouldn't mind getting it cut off. Damn. Gooie duck down there.
     
  10. Grunwald

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    Just a warning about some condoms out there. I don't remember the brand, but they are market as "Icy Hot" or maybe "Fire & Ice"
    Trust me on this one - don't do it!!!
     
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    Yeah I would think something marked icyhot shouldn't be going on my junk, lol
     
  12. ogre

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    This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??


    Small change
     
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    that has to be the worst lawyer in the history of the profession. how could you ever settle for so little?
     
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    The lawyer figured he could get $100,000 per inch...
     
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