This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??

[Ironbar]

I don't know about you, but I'd be suing for millions!

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[clearconscience]

Wtf. My wife got this warming lube from somewhere and we used it a couple times. For the next couple days after it felt like I had a UTI. Miserable. Of course we used it a few times before I figured it out and read that it was warming gel.

I've heard some horror stories before with that stuff. A friend and his wife used something similar and she ended up going to the ER with her snatch on fire. Ouch

 

[Navman]

Subscribed! eace:

 

[Blaylocke]

Lmfao. Clearconscience cracked me up.

 

[Stomper]

OK, CC I realize the stork didn't bring any of us but..... TMI

 

[3MTA3]

If we are talking valuation, I'd never sell mine for $50K. I would, however, be willing to rent it out for that amount*

*I reserve the right to reserve service to anyone.
** No shoes (except 6" stilettos), no shirt ... service!

 

[Caveman Jim]

OK, CC I realize the stork didn't bring any of us but..... TMI

+1000

Was this the revelation of "the burning bush".....

 

[Ironbar]

If we are talking valuation, I'd never sell mine for $50K. I would, however, be willing to rent it out for that amount*

*I reserve the right to reserve service to anyone.
** No shoes (except 6" stilettos), no shirt ... service!

LMFAO! FTW!

 

[Oregonhunter5]

I've got four kids. The sucker gets all pinched in my jeans. I wouldn't mind getting it cut off. Damn. Gooie duck down there.

 

[Grunwald]

Just a warning about some condoms out there. I don't remember the brand, but they are market as "Icy Hot" or maybe "Fire & Ice"
Trust me on this one - don't do it!!!

 

[clearconscience]

Yeah I would think something marked icyhot shouldn't be going on my junk, lol

 

[Bon Sauvage]

This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??


Small change

 

[Kevinkris]

that has to be the worst lawyer in the history of the profession. how could you ever settle for so little?

 

[3MTA3]

This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??


Small change

The lawyer figured he could get $100,000 per inch...