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This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ironbar, May 31, 2013.

  1. Ironbar

    Ironbar Tigard, OR Well-Known Member

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  2. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    Wtf. My wife got this warming lube from somewhere and we used it a couple times. For the next couple days after it felt like I had a UTI. Miserable. Of course we used it a few times before I figured it out and read that it was warming gel.

    I've heard some horror stories before with that stuff. A friend and his wife used something similar and she ended up going to the ER with her snatch on fire. Ouch
     
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    Navman Canby Oregon Active Member

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    Subscribed! :peace:
     
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    Blaylocke Lewis County Active Member

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    Lmfao. Clearconscience cracked me up.
     
  5. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    OK, CC I realize the stork didn't bring any of us but..... TMI :bluelaugh:
     
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  6. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    If we are talking valuation, I'd never sell mine for $50K. I would, however, be willing to rent it out for that amount*

    *I reserve the right to reserve service to anyone.
    ** No shoes (except 6" stilettos), no shirt ... service!
     
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  7. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim West of Oly Springer Slayer 2016 Volunteer

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    +1000

    Was this the revelation of "the burning bush".....
     
  8. Ironbar

    Ironbar Tigard, OR Well-Known Member

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    LMFAO! FTW!
     
  9. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    I've got four kids. The sucker gets all pinched in my jeans. I wouldn't mind getting it cut off. Damn. Gooie duck down there.
     
  10. Grunwald

    Grunwald Out of that nut job colony of Seattle, WA Well-Known Member

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    Just a warning about some condoms out there. I don't remember the brand, but they are market as "Icy Hot" or maybe "Fire & Ice"
    Trust me on this one - don't do it!!!
     
  11. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I would think something marked icyhot shouldn't be going on my junk, lol
     
  12. ogre

    ogre Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    This guy's wee-wee is only worth $50,000 ??


    Small change
     
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    Kevinkris Aloha Well-Known Member

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    that has to be the worst lawyer in the history of the profession. how could you ever settle for so little?
     
  14. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    The lawyer figured he could get $100,000 per inch...
     
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