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"He was grinning like a mule eating saw briars through a sh-t fence."
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"there is no such thing as an ugly woman, just some that are barely pretty."
"Come here and I'll give you something to cry about"
"Shat in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first"
"Start thinking with the head on your shoulders for once"
"What the hell were you thinking?" I heard that one a lot.
But the best ones?
"I'm proud of you son"
"I love you son"
And
"Clean this up before your mother kills us"