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I am afraid that fall sunder the "things you do BECAUSE you are old" category.
You're not far behind there bucko! Just wait until the kid tears your time "asunder"'!
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I am afraid that fall sunder the "things you do BECAUSE you are old" category.
I am headed to Costco top pick up my first pair of Bifocals!
Make sure that you also get one of those kewl clip-on pocket eyeglass cases for the shirt pocket! That big clip really makes the "oldster" fashion statement. When I got mine, I knew I had arrived at "old." I needed something to repell all of the young lovelies who were attracted to my big, soft, teddybear belly....................elsullo
I never wanted to be one of those guys that told the "in my day" stories. Now that I am going to be a father soon I am especially concerned about not sounding like too much of a relic in front of the new kid. Still, I find myself just today talking about how when I was a kid there was no such thing as a store that was open on Sunday. Even the gas stations were closed. I remember when we got the town's first convenient store that stayed open on Sunday and how some people protested them for it. I loved them because they got the town's very first Space Invaders game. I used to spend hours there spending the quarters I earned by collecting 16oz glass coke bottles. Geez, my kid is going to think I am a dinosaur if I say crap like that.
Do you catch yourself doing stuff like this that makes you sound like an old geezer?