Alrighty, insipired by the "creepy things in the woods" and the three other forum tangents I went on, I want to start a similar thread, but things in the home/business.
Has this thread been made already? I couldn't find it.
Anyway, story 1, Stupid story first.
I wake up to the sound of my dog barking, and also can hear someone doing something downstairs. Couldn't tell what, maybe someone out front messing with the door handle? SO I grab the AR and rush down the stairs, buck naked, and see this pretty dissevled looking dude outside kinda squatting in from of my door facing away from the window. I light him up with a 600 lumen light and he doesn't even notice. So I back up, put shorts on, and go downstairs, and he is now laying down on my porch and I can see he has 1 shoe.
I called the sheriff, and they picked him up. Turns out he was drunk as a skunk. Thought it was his buddies house! Sheriff gave him a ride home.
2nd story, dumb but scary.
Had just moved into the new house. New places always put me on edge for a while. The windows in this place are crap and the screen are barely staying in. We had the windows open a lot for the heat.
My wife was upstairs showering. I was lounging down stairs. I started to smell this horrible smell. I though the dog bubblegum in the house, but didn't see anything. Started imaging some big nasty diseased creature had crawled into the crawlspace and died or was dieing. Was stalking around the house confused and upset. Pulled the access panel and looked under the house, didn't see anything. A second later the wife lets out a cry of pain and the dog lets out a blood curlding scream like a gut shot coyote! All sorts of thoughts were running through my head. I figured a stinky possum had crawled upstairs and was attacking the dog.
I sprint up stairs, and it was nothing. My wife had tripped over the dog crate and scared the bubblegum out of the dog.
Went back down stairs and discovered the main line had plugged, and the downstairs toilet was backing up with rotten sewage, which was causing the smell. (Would rather have wrestled with a rabid possum!)
Story 3, actually creepy.
Worked in a grocery store in high school. Not remote, but off the beaten path. Worked closing shift until 10:00pm usually.
Duties involved stocking the milk room and sodas, which were stored adjacent to each other in the back, which was pretty dark and in the back of the store.
One day we smelled something, off... We looked around all over the place, abd eventually looked in this attic/crawlspace above where the sodas were stored. Their was a big pile of human feces, like multiple deposits.
Their was rotten food and other trash. We then went and looked above the milk box, and their was more signs of occupation, along with old half eaten packages of raw steak.
Someone had been basically living right above me, in the dark, when I was working alone in the back of the store. Really wierded me out!
We figured they were coming in during the normal hours, and hanging out, then scavenging food and taking bubblegums during the night. I think they avoided the real bathrooms because they thought there were cameras in that area.
Grosss.
OK. I shared, show me what you got!
Has this thread been made already? I couldn't find it.
Anyway, story 1, Stupid story first.
I wake up to the sound of my dog barking, and also can hear someone doing something downstairs. Couldn't tell what, maybe someone out front messing with the door handle? SO I grab the AR and rush down the stairs, buck naked, and see this pretty dissevled looking dude outside kinda squatting in from of my door facing away from the window. I light him up with a 600 lumen light and he doesn't even notice. So I back up, put shorts on, and go downstairs, and he is now laying down on my porch and I can see he has 1 shoe.
I called the sheriff, and they picked him up. Turns out he was drunk as a skunk. Thought it was his buddies house! Sheriff gave him a ride home.
2nd story, dumb but scary.
Had just moved into the new house. New places always put me on edge for a while. The windows in this place are crap and the screen are barely staying in. We had the windows open a lot for the heat.
My wife was upstairs showering. I was lounging down stairs. I started to smell this horrible smell. I though the dog bubblegum in the house, but didn't see anything. Started imaging some big nasty diseased creature had crawled into the crawlspace and died or was dieing. Was stalking around the house confused and upset. Pulled the access panel and looked under the house, didn't see anything. A second later the wife lets out a cry of pain and the dog lets out a blood curlding scream like a gut shot coyote! All sorts of thoughts were running through my head. I figured a stinky possum had crawled upstairs and was attacking the dog.
I sprint up stairs, and it was nothing. My wife had tripped over the dog crate and scared the bubblegum out of the dog.
Went back down stairs and discovered the main line had plugged, and the downstairs toilet was backing up with rotten sewage, which was causing the smell. (Would rather have wrestled with a rabid possum!)
Story 3, actually creepy.
Worked in a grocery store in high school. Not remote, but off the beaten path. Worked closing shift until 10:00pm usually.
Duties involved stocking the milk room and sodas, which were stored adjacent to each other in the back, which was pretty dark and in the back of the store.
One day we smelled something, off... We looked around all over the place, abd eventually looked in this attic/crawlspace above where the sodas were stored. Their was a big pile of human feces, like multiple deposits.
Their was rotten food and other trash. We then went and looked above the milk box, and their was more signs of occupation, along with old half eaten packages of raw steak.
Someone had been basically living right above me, in the dark, when I was working alone in the back of the store. Really wierded me out!
We figured they were coming in during the normal hours, and hanging out, then scavenging food and taking bubblegums during the night. I think they avoided the real bathrooms because they thought there were cameras in that area.
Grosss.
OK. I shared, show me what you got!