The real reason the government wants or guns...

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  1. Kelzebubba

    Kelzebubba
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    I have discovered the real reason the government wants our guns...

    His name is Man Bearpig. He is half man, half bear, and half pig. He has infilitrated and taken over our government. When he takes our guns, he can pursue a reign of terror in which we cannot defend ourselves. I think we should start a petition on whitehouse.gov to force the government to release the truth about Man Bearpig! Who all here is with me?
     
  2. Redcap

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  3. Kelzebubba

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    Oh my gosh!!! He wants our guns. I think I might start a petition on Whitehouse.gov tonight and link it up. Would you sign it?
     
  4. Redcap

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    Definitely. I'm super cereal.
     
  5. Mark W.

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    " He is half man, half bear, and half pig"


    Someone didn't pay attention in math class when the teacher was talking about fractions
     
  6. Kelzebubba

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    Haven't you ever heard your supervisor or boss say give it 110% Well Man Bearpig gives it 150%!!!
     
  7. drew

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    Have you checked to see if Al Gore started one? He seemed determined to kill ManBearPig. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig
     
  8. accessbob

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    And for those who might be at a disadvantage here, not knowing what is going on, the references are from South Park.
     
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    Holderobamarice?
     
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  12. RB87

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    Actually, he's going around asking for some cash. About tree-fiddy.
     
  13. AlphaCoyote

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    All this time I've just been reading rightist blogs on the internets, and only Southpark has the real dope about actual threats? I feel silly. Wasted my time. I miss Cartman as the Vietnamese prostitute.

    Anyone dare a quote?
     
  14. BadMotel

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    150%.... Of hate.....
     
  15. ZA_Survivalist

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    This thread is awesome :laugh:
     

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