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The lefts next big law for the security of the people.

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by DMax, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. DMax

    DMax Yamhill Well-Known Member

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  2. 1stklass

    1stklass salem oregon Well-Known Member

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  3. Hrethgir

    Hrethgir Beaverton, OR Active Member

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    I think you posted the wrong link.
     
  4. 1stklass

    1stklass salem oregon Well-Known Member

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    I edited it, it should be the right one. i clicked the link that is showing for me and its the right one now. the Obama administration was trying to block my copy and paste button from working but my tinfoil hat won out! :bluelaugh:
     
  5. Dazed

    Dazed Coos County Member

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    time to ban all knives/forks/spoons AND COMMON SENSE! :laugh:
     
  6. billyinfinity

    billyinfinity Portland All pie, all the time. 2015 Volunteer

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    I feel like either common sense was banned a long time ago or a lot of people thought it was...
     
  7. chainsaw

    chainsaw East side of Or. Active Member

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    They don't need to ban them,just impliment universal background checks to buy silverware.No felons allowed to own or purchase soup spoons.Federal tax stamp to own knives and forks.
     
  8. Oklahomie

    Oklahomie Marysville Active Member

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    Damn those assault exacto knifes. How come nobody tackled him after he needed to reload. Seriously though this is terrible.
     
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  9. Father of four

    Father of four Portland, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    New law that requires the showing of ID at hobby shops to purchase a exacto knife coming to a city near you.
     
  10. MarkAd

    MarkAd Port Orchard Well-Known Member

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    Don't laugh to hard. The brits have done it on knives
     
  11. Blackcobra

    Blackcobra Camas Platinum Supporter Platinum Supporter

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    I think a ban was being considered, or at least discussed - prohibiting people from owning pointed kitchen knives. :)
     
  12. Fisher Bill

    Fisher Bill Tigard Member

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    If knives are outlawed then only outlaws will have knives.

    or you could say;

    Knifes don't stab people, people stab people.

    Whatever, I believe in 10 laws and one golden rule passed down through the generations and if those were followed we wouldn't be having these conversations.

    Bill
     
  13. ATCclears

    ATCclears Seattle area, WA Well-Known Member

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    Rooters – Washington, DC
    April 9, 2013

    President Obama called a news conference today after multiple people were stabbed at a college campus in Houston, TX. He was joined by Janet Napolitano – Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

    “We can no longer tolerate the risk of assault knives in America, so today I have directed Secretary Napoléon to institute Operation Butterknife” said President Obama. “The DHS will collect all knives from American homes and restaurants by July 31. This will ensure the safety of our children and all Americans.”

    When asked how people could accomplish simple tasks such as eating food, Secretary Napoleon responded “the DHS will soon implement a new 1-800-HELP-CUT hotline. Americans can utilize this new DHS service to cut their meat or perform other tasks around the home needing a knife. The price for the service is TBD but we estimate it will be $19.99 per call. Moreover, this service will put more Americans to work for the DHS and help reduce unemployment.”

    When asked how the people of America could afford to frequently use this service, Secretary Napoleon initially suggested that people use a blender to puree their food before serving it. Secretary Napoleon abruptly walked away from the podium when she was asked if the blades in the blender posed a risk too.

    President Obama ended the news conference saying “Quantitative Easing (QE) 5 will be introduced to fund Operation Butterknife.” Reminiscent of an Austin Powers movie, President Obama held his pinkie up to his mouth and giddily said “One Trillion Dollars!” when asked how much money would be added by QE5 per month.

    We expect an update to this story soon.
     
  14. WasrNwarpaint

    WasrNwarpaint Portland Well-Known Member

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    My Exacto type blade has multiple snap off blades....they will be considered a magazine and restricted..... I need to go stock up on quick snap magazine style razor blades
     
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    ATCclears Seattle area, WA Well-Known Member

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    PS: I wrote the above satire. There is nothing funny about the innocent people who were stabbed today, and my heart goes out to them. However, it is proof that violence can happen just as quickly without a gun. I wish our politicians would act more like a physician, and focus on root cause instead of just a symptom.

    Peter
     
  16. Dave Workman

    Dave Workman Western Washington Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Netspirit Bellevue, WA Active Member

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    Clearly, all knives longer than 10cm are high-capacity and should be banned. I hope the New York city is going to limit the number of prongs on a fork to 2, to limit the number of holes it can make in a person.
     
  18. DMax

    DMax Yamhill Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this should get sent our the Oregon Legislature as school gun free zones do not work
     
  19. kumabear17

    kumabear17 Issaquah Active Member

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    Guess I’ll have to take up chipping obsidian again if they collect all the knives.
     
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  20. Gaucho Gringo

    Gaucho Gringo Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I have and still carry a knife like I have since I was 8 years old. That makes it 54 years. I have also had a 22 rifle and the ammo since I was 12. That makes it 50 years. In that time I have not stabbed or shot anyone. They say guns and knives make people violent and they should be taken away from them. I say not, it is the people that are the problem not the instruments they use. A doctors scalpel is an instrument of death in the wrong hands, so let us ban scalpel's.
     
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