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Hurry Hurry we got to ban knives 
At least 11 hurt in stabbing on Texas college campus, authorities say - U.S. News
At least 11 hurt in stabbing on Texas college campus, authorities say - U.S. News
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The lefts next big law for the security of the people.
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Well, crazy people will be crazy, with or without a gun
http://abcnews.go.com/US/14-people-...-college-texas/story?id=18915596#.UWRcYFeyJF4
http://abcnews.go.com/US/14-people-...-college-texas/story?id=18915596#.UWRcYFeyJF4
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I think you posted the wrong link.
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I edited it, it should be the right one. i clicked the link that is showing for me and its the right one now. the Obama administration was trying to block my copy and paste button from working but my tinfoil hat won out!
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time to ban all knives/forks/spoons AND COMMON SENSE! 
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time to ban all knives/forks/spoons AND COMMON SENSE!
I feel like either common sense was banned a long time ago or a lot of people thought it was...
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They don't need to ban them,just impliment universal background checks to buy silverware.No felons allowed to own or purchase soup spoons.Federal tax stamp to own knives and forks.
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Damn those assault exacto knifes. How come nobody tackled him after he needed to reload. Seriously though this is terrible.
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New law that requires the showing of ID at hobby shops to purchase a exacto knife coming to a city near you.
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Don't laugh to hard. The brits have done it on knives
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I think a ban was being considered, or at least discussed - prohibiting people from owning pointed kitchen knives.
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If knives are outlawed then only outlaws will have knives.
or you could say;
Knifes don't stab people, people stab people.
Whatever, I believe in 10 laws and one golden rule passed down through the generations and if those were followed we wouldn't be having these conversations.
Bill
or you could say;
Knifes don't stab people, people stab people.
Whatever, I believe in 10 laws and one golden rule passed down through the generations and if those were followed we wouldn't be having these conversations.
Bill
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Rooters – Washington, DC
April 9, 2013
President Obama called a news conference today after multiple people were stabbed at a college campus in Houston, TX. He was joined by Janet Napolitano – Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
"We can no longer tolerate the risk of assault knives in America, so today I have directed Secretary Napoléon to institute Operation Butterknife" said President Obama. "The DHS will collect all knives from American homes and restaurants by July 31. This will ensure the safety of our children and all Americans."
When asked how people could accomplish simple tasks such as eating food, Secretary Napoleon responded "the DHS will soon implement a new 1-800-HELP-CUT hotline. Americans can utilize this new DHS service to cut their meat or perform other tasks around the home needing a knife. The price for the service is TBD but we estimate it will be $19.99 per call. Moreover, this service will put more Americans to work for the DHS and help reduce unemployment."
When asked how the people of America could afford to frequently use this service, Secretary Napoleon initially suggested that people use a blender to puree their food before serving it. Secretary Napoleon abruptly walked away from the podium when she was asked if the blades in the blender posed a risk too.
President Obama ended the news conference saying "Quantitative Easing (QE) 5 will be introduced to fund Operation Butterknife." Reminiscent of an Austin Powers movie, President Obama held his pinkie up to his mouth and giddily said "One Trillion Dollars!" when asked how much money would be added by QE5 per month.
We expect an update to this story soon.
April 9, 2013
President Obama called a news conference today after multiple people were stabbed at a college campus in Houston, TX. He was joined by Janet Napolitano – Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
"We can no longer tolerate the risk of assault knives in America, so today I have directed Secretary Napoléon to institute Operation Butterknife" said President Obama. "The DHS will collect all knives from American homes and restaurants by July 31. This will ensure the safety of our children and all Americans."
When asked how people could accomplish simple tasks such as eating food, Secretary Napoleon responded "the DHS will soon implement a new 1-800-HELP-CUT hotline. Americans can utilize this new DHS service to cut their meat or perform other tasks around the home needing a knife. The price for the service is TBD but we estimate it will be $19.99 per call. Moreover, this service will put more Americans to work for the DHS and help reduce unemployment."
When asked how the people of America could afford to frequently use this service, Secretary Napoleon initially suggested that people use a blender to puree their food before serving it. Secretary Napoleon abruptly walked away from the podium when she was asked if the blades in the blender posed a risk too.
President Obama ended the news conference saying "Quantitative Easing (QE) 5 will be introduced to fund Operation Butterknife." Reminiscent of an Austin Powers movie, President Obama held his pinkie up to his mouth and giddily said "One Trillion Dollars!" when asked how much money would be added by QE5 per month.
We expect an update to this story soon.
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My Exacto type blade has multiple snap off blades....they will be considered a magazine and restricted..... I need to go stock up on quick snap magazine style razor blades
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PS: I wrote the above satire. There is nothing funny about the innocent people who were stabbed today, and my heart goes out to them. However, it is proof that violence can happen just as quickly without a gun. I wish our politicians would act more like a physician, and focus on root cause instead of just a symptom.
Peter
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Yeah, but there's a hidden piece of gold in this:
Lone Star College attack: We wish we could carry guns
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I transcribed this kid's remarks verbatim and double checked with the video on Fox...
WHAM!
Lone Star College attack: We wish we could carry guns
<broken link removed>
I transcribed this kid's remarks verbatim and double checked with the video on Fox...
WHAM!
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Clearly, all knives longer than 10cm are high-capacity and should be banned. I hope the New York city is going to limit the number of prongs on a fork to 2, to limit the number of holes it can make in a person.
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Maybe this should get sent our the Oregon Legislature as school gun free zones do not work
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Guess I'll have to take up chipping obsidian again if they collect all the knives.
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I have and still carry a knife like I have since I was 8 years old. That makes it 54 years. I have also had a 22 rifle and the ammo since I was 12. That makes it 50 years. In that time I have not stabbed or shot anyone. They say guns and knives make people violent and they should be taken away from them. I say not, it is the people that are the problem not the instruments they use. A doctors scalpel is an instrument of death in the wrong hands, so let us ban scalpel's.
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