Assassination attempts by Oompa Loompas doesn't count. No offense to Oompa Loompas.I highly doubt his self righteous claim of seven assassination attempts... At least one of them would have to have been successful, after all he’s a hogg not a feline...
What a tool!!!!
It's not a serious attempt without flaming-bag-o-poo.So.. a random anonymous death threat or prank call getting your house SWATTED is an assassination attempt now? I had someone ring my doorbell the other day, and when I answered it, no one was there. Didn't think anything of it then, but upon retrospect, it was probably an assassination attempt on me. Good thing I'm not important like him, I don't think I could go through another 6 of those.