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The Hair cut

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fredball, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. fredball

    fredball Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
    'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
    the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a
    dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
    'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
    The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up,
    there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


    Then a Senator came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
    'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Senator was very happy and
    left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Senators lined up waiting
    for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country
    and the politicians who run it.

    REMEMBER: POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.




     
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  2. SevenRemMag

    SevenRemMag west linn/oregon city Member

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    Heh. You said it, that gave me a good though.
     
  3. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    You hit that 10x :D
     
  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    Stole it! Thanks for the laugh!!