The Fence Test

[oknow]

You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.. by
Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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[Larrytpdx]

 

[erudne]

The OP while suitably ironic misses the point;
"Liberals" don't assault God Given liberties and walk away, they assault everyone who is not a fellow "Liberal" and always toward the same end, Totalitarian Oppression ending in genocide

 

[OLDNEWBIE]

If a Republican feels Minorities groups are hampered by an unfair Racist past,
they try get them to not dwell on the past and take advantage of all the Opportunities Today's America offers. They try to treat minorities as EQUALS!
Examples abound in Business, Sports, Entertainment and Politics of how we are past all institutional Racism Republicans will point out.

If a Democrat feels Minorities are hampered by an unfair racist past,
they use every opportunity to drum into people that when something goes wrong in the life of a Minority it all boils down to Racism past, present and future.
They like to highlight isolated Police shootings and generational poverty while pushing and promising their party is the only choice to help them.

They treat them as UNEQUALS that will always need assistance.

https://www.pcc.edu/about/diversity/cascade/whiteness-history-month/

Whiteness is a socially and politically constructed behavior. It has a long history in European imperialism and epistemologies. Whiteness does not simply refer to skin color but an ideology based on beliefs, values, behaviors, habits and attitudes, which result in the unequal distribution of power and privilege based on skin color. Whiteness represents a position of power where the power holder defines social categories and reality—the master narrator. Whiteness originates racism. It is relational. "White" only exists in relation/opposition to other categories in the racial hierarchy produced by whiteness. Whiteness is a state of consciousness, often invisible, shaping how white people view themselves and others and thus perpetuating ignorance throughout communities. Cultural racism is founded in the belief that "whiteness" is the universal...and allows one to think and speak as if Whiteness described and defined the world. The meaning of whiteness is historical and has shifted over time.

 

[Larrytpdx]

An overwhelming majority of violent crime in the U.S. is committed by demographics that comprise the Democratic base. Keep guns out of the hands of Democrats, and the crime rate will be negligible.

 

[Caveman Jim]

The OP while suitably ironic misses the point;
"Liberals" don't assault God Given liberties and walk away, they assault everyone who is not a fellow "Liberal" and always toward the same end, Totalitarian Oppression ending in genocide

That has been going on since the 60's and it is a very powerful message that MANY AMERICANS, cannot see......
I am tired of being seen as the problem!!!!!

 

[PaulB47]

If a Democrat doesn't like drugs, he doesn't buy or use them.
If a Republican doesn't like drugs, he wants them outlawed.
If a Democrat doesn't like Mexicans, he doesn't associate with them.
If a Republican doesn't like Mexicans, he advocates a national ID and government permission to work, and road blocks.
If a Democrat thinks cell phone use while driving is unsafe, he doesn't do it.
A Republican wants to pass a law against cell phone use in cars.
If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Republican demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Democrat does not have enough money to pay for gas, he gets a bicycle.
A Republican advocates the invasion of Middle Eastern countries to get cheap oil.

Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones...

 

[OLDNEWBIE]

If a Republican doesn't like drugs, he wants them outlawed.

That one rings true anyway.

 

[Boboclown]

A Republican demands that those they don't like be shut down.

Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones...

Like Democrats who want to shut down gun companies because they don't want people to have "assault weapons"?

And he who lives in a glass house with a minigun on top can do whatever he wants.

 

[oknow]

If a Democrat doesn't like drugs, he doesn't buy or use them.
If a Republican doesn't like drugs, he wants them outlawed.
If a Democrat doesn't like Mexicans, he doesn't associate with them.
If a Republican doesn't like Mexicans, he advocates a national ID and government permission to work, and road blocks.
If a Democrat thinks cell phone use while driving is unsafe, he doesn't do it.
A Republican wants to pass a law against cell phone use in cars.
If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Republican demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Democrat does not have enough money to pay for gas, he gets a bicycle.
A Republican advocates the invasion of Middle Eastern countries to get cheap oil.

Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones...

Lol.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

If a democrat hears words that "hurt him", he calls the PC police.
If a republican hears words that piss him off, he kicks the other dudes azz.

 

[Medic!]

More about the republicrats and the democrins please!