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The best duct tape story ever

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cougfan2, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if the pics will come thru on this.

    Pics didn't come thru. Too bad. Mods feel free to delete.
     
  2. pencap

    pencap Oregon Member

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    What a letdown.

    I was expecting something funny to brighten my morning....
     
  3. MarkSBG

    MarkSBG Beaverton Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Delete? This story MUST be told! Duct tape overcomes all adversity!

    http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php/86979-Best-duct-tape-story-ever

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  4. ajf1

    ajf1 beaverton Member

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    Wow it just shows that duct tape is a must have. Lots of it
     
  5. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    Thank you MarkSBG! :thumbup: This guy deserves a guest spot on "The Red Green Show". They should name the airplane "The Buddy Holly Express"!
     
  6. pencap

    pencap Oregon Member

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    That's better.

    Thanks for saving this thread!

    I guess they don't call it 200mph tape for nothing
     
  7. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    I was on a little commuter flight from Minneapolis, MN to Bemidji, MN a couple of years ago to go fishing with a friend. It was a twin engine low wing prop job. I looked out the window to see a bunch of duct tape lining the leading edge of one of the wings. Really inspires confidence! :paranoid:
     
  8. Collateral

    Collateral Monmouth Member

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    Another use for Duct Tape:


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    Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural
    Johnstown , Pennsylvania , after reports of three animal rights activists
    going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large
    motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing,
    were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food
    restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.


    "Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
    protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a

    group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing

    fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,"

    decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our

    outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats."

    "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers

    of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that

    we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."




    According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's
    era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled
    with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to
    passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

    "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked
    like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a
    tree so they could pee on me all day!"

    "I.. I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket.
    And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said
    was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on
    the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl
    friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

    Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under
    duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers
    "farted on their heads."

    Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
    ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle
    club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

    "That's preposterous, " said on high ranking member of the biker organizing
    committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very
    rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the
    entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could
    be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of
    motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness.
    Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such
    nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel
    welcome."

    When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat,
    using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food
    restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined
    to comment in detail.

    "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.
     
  9. TonsOfOregonBrass

    TonsOfOregonBrass Sandy, OR Active Member

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    Thats just funny.
     
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    pokerace Newberg Well-Known Member

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  11. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I always preferred the inside of a closet door. Keeps them out of sight and you can tape their mouths shut.

    Ooops I've said too much.
     
  12. Retro Adam

    Retro Adam N PDX New Member

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    I can here the sirens of CPS now coming for you! :laugh: