The aisle seat

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  1. Gas

    Gig Harbor, Washington, United States
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    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a
    window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just
    before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
    takeoff,the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
    settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up
    and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat,
    I'll get it for you.'

    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spit
    in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
    That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly
    went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
    other shoe and spit in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back
    and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
    knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
    neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on?
    This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
    spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?'

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