# Test for Dementia

[FONT=&quot]Test for Dementia: [/FONT]
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Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Let's find out just how clever you really are....[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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[FONT=&quot]First Question:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
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[FONT=&quot] don't take as much time as you took for the first question,OK ?[/FONT]

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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

You're not very good at this, are you?
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Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
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Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Now add 10 .. What is the total?[/FONT]

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Did you get 5000 ?[/FONT]
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The correct answer is actually 4100.
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If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.! Read the question again!
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Okay, now the bonus round:[/FONT]

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A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
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Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you![/FONT]

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KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN
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#### sweetbeard

If I knew there was going to be a test today I would have started drinking at 5 instead of 10.

with that being said I gave up on the first question.

#### PhysicsGuy

WRONG! If you overtake the second person, then you take his place, but you never said that the second person was actually in second place, you could just be second to last. Ha, your test fails.

#### PhysicsGuy

If I knew there was going to be a test today I would have started drinking at 5 instead of 10.

#### sweetbeard

LOL @ u

I had the kid but still made it to the mall to buy a gun for the fat guy who delivers my mail

#### jason97496

I only missed the math problem. this was fun and I already agervated my wife with it.

#### Rackir

I only missed the math problem. this was fun and I already agervated my wife with it.

Same here, but I like that one. Though I answerd "first" for the question "if you overtake the last person", assuming you had just lapped them and no one else could keep up.

#### rhtwist

I didn't have my coffee yet. Not fair.
rhtwist

#### tuckerha

Too early for that. Have headache now. Need more coffee

Classic fail!

#### tuckerha

Too much coffee now. Still have headache.

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