Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trlsmn, Oct 31, 2009.
Be very watchful of short terrorists dressed in disguises knocking on your door tonight
My PMAGs are loaded....
My Glock is clean and ready to go...
... and I have 00-buck in the shotgun...
So I will ask the little terrorists - do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
Its ok, They wont make it past my house I left 'em an IED. I wired some cemtex to the door bell..:grenade:
I set out candy tonight. I wanted to put up a sign, "Take two. Don't steal. Residents of this home are watching, and armed to the teeth."
But I didn't want a soccer mom to call the cops over a joke.
"Get off my lawn!"
My favorite last night was a little guy about 7y/o that showed up all by himself (most were in groups) that was dressed out in camo, Rambo style. Had a plastic 1911 and a green beret.
He got double candy and I complimented him on his choice of costume!!
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