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Tactical kilt

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by bolus, Oct 21, 2014.

  1. bolus

    bolus Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Im thinking about getting a tactical kilt. Anyone have any suggestions?

    I found these guys. But need it to be a little more tactical.
    http://www.tactikilt.com/
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  2. d2the3

    d2the3 Eugene, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHA... easier access when and while the government sticks it to us!
     
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  3. OLDNEWBIE

    OLDNEWBIE State of Flux Well-Known Member

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    Can a kilt really be all that tactical? Large opening at bottom lets in pests. Tactical to me is long pants with bloused boots.
    Relieving yourself in a hurry is more tactical in a kilt I suppose. No sarcasm, just trying to see the logic.
     
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  4. DieselScout

    DieselScout S Clackamas County Well-Known Member

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    If bacon can be tactical so can a kilt. Get me a tactical beer and I will be tactical for life. TFL FTW
     
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  5. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Hell, I'd wear one!

    May have to look at these in depth.
     
  6. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    $89!

    Yall may see me in one of these
     
  7. DieselScout

    DieselScout S Clackamas County Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully not too much of you [emoji6]
     
  8. Jamie6.5

    Jamie6.5 Western OR Well-Known Member

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    Suggestions? Sure, I've got one.

    Don't go "commando" with it. Commando turns into "Dangle-o"

    There's an old joke about a passed out drunk in a kilt, and a Scottish lass with a blue ribbon in her hair, but I can't tell it here.

    The punch line though, goes like this,...

    "Aye laddie, I don' know where ya been, but I'm glad ya took first place!"
     
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  9. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    If you wear one of those in my neighborhood you might get yourself kilt . . .

    Sheldon
     
  10. bolus

    bolus Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Come on, with the socks it would completely work. Your enemies will be saying "WTF???" for so long you'll get the tactical advantage

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  11. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    :D I am thinking you would fit right in a modern socialist army. The kilt will be gender neutral.
     
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  12. albin25

    albin25 Lewiston Idaho Well-Known Member

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    " The kilt will be gender neutral."

    Unless there's an updraft:eek:
     
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  13. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    Nice dress.
     
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  14. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Think Squirrel !
     
  15. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    That purse on the front, is that for the new Amazon division?:D
     
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  16. John Gault

    John Gault clackamas county Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Saw a lady selling garter belt holsters at the gun show last weekend. I'd think you'd want one of those to match. That way when someone asks if that's a gun in your skirt or are you just ........ You've got an outo_O
     
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  17. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    Make certain you keep you seams straight . . .

    Sheldon
     
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  18. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    I family friend just got home from his LDS mission in Tonga. He wears a skirt on Sundays at church here in the states since he got home. Looks comfortable. Kilts are strange though. The whole pleat thing. Kinda dorky.
     
  19. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    The pleats are designed for warmth.
     
  20. IronMonster

    IronMonster Washington Opinionated Member Diamond Supporter

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    Yeah...... Don't.