Tactical kilt

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  1. bolus

    bolus
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    Im thinking about getting a tactical kilt. Anyone have any suggestions?

    I found these guys. But need it to be a little more tactical.
    http://www.tactikilt.com/
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  2. d2the3

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    HAHAHA... easier access when and while the government sticks it to us!
     
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  3. OLDNEWBIE

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    Can a kilt really be all that tactical? Large opening at bottom lets in pests. Tactical to me is long pants with bloused boots.
    Relieving yourself in a hurry is more tactical in a kilt I suppose. No sarcasm, just trying to see the logic.
     
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  4. DieselScout

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    If bacon can be tactical so can a kilt. Get me a tactical beer and I will be tactical for life. TFL FTW
     
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  5. Joe13

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    Hell, I'd wear one!

    May have to look at these in depth.
     
  6. Joe13

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    $89!

    Yall may see me in one of these
     
  7. DieselScout

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    Hopefully not too much of you [emoji6]
     
  8. Jamie6.5

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    Suggestions? Sure, I've got one.

    Don't go "commando" with it. Commando turns into "Dangle-o"

    There's an old joke about a passed out drunk in a kilt, and a Scottish lass with a blue ribbon in her hair, but I can't tell it here.

    The punch line though, goes like this,...

    "Aye laddie, I don' know where ya been, but I'm glad ya took first place!"
     
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  9. Sstrand

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    If you wear one of those in my neighborhood you might get yourself kilt . . .

    Sheldon
     
  10. bolus

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    Come on, with the socks it would completely work. Your enemies will be saying "WTF???" for so long you'll get the tactical advantage

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  11. Just Jim

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    :D I am thinking you would fit right in a modern socialist army. The kilt will be gender neutral.
     
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  12. albin25

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    " The kilt will be gender neutral."

    Unless there's an updraft:eek:
     
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  13. Redcap

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    Nice dress.
     
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  14. Mark W.

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    Think Squirrel !
     
  15. Just Jim

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    That purse on the front, is that for the new Amazon division?:D
     
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    Saw a lady selling garter belt holsters at the gun show last weekend. I'd think you'd want one of those to match. That way when someone asks if that's a gun in your skirt or are you just ........ You've got an outo_O
     
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  17. Sstrand

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    Make certain you keep you seams straight . . .

    Sheldon
     
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  18. Oregonhunter5

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    I family friend just got home from his LDS mission in Tonga. He wears a skirt on Sundays at church here in the states since he got home. Looks comfortable. Kilts are strange though. The whole pleat thing. Kinda dorky.
     
  19. Joe13

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    The pleats are designed for warmth.
     
  20. IronMonster

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    Yeah...... Don't.
     

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