Stupid thoughts

[Cavedweller]

 

[Cavedweller]

 

[Cavedweller]

 

[ma96782]

No need to worry about showing proof of vaccination. The CCP has come to the rescue. Start at 00:49.

Aloha, Mark

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[sobo]

< groooooooannnnnnnnn >

 

[RicInOR]

a Ship of Theseus situation:

If you reload, are the cartridges the same ones? new?

 

[Flopsweat]

a Ship of Theseus situation:

If you reload, are the cartridges the same ones? new?

They are Remanufactured.



* Yes, I know who Theseus was. Also hopefully none of your original ammo was made of wood.

 

[Flopsweat]

I could never be Iron Man but maybe I could be Aluminum Man. Not as strong, but I could still foil the bad guy's plans.

 

[Flopsweat]

Guess who I bumped into on the way to the optician today? Everybody.

 

[ma96782]

I heard of this.

Coronavirus (COVID-19) Overview

COVID-19 is a new type of coronavirus that causes mild to severe cases. Here’s a quick guide on how to spot symptoms, risk factors, prevent spread of the disease, and find out what to do if you think you have it.

www.webmd.com

Yeah....so can I park in that special stall too?

But then there was this......

Doctor Sells $50 Mask Exemption Letters, Gets Fired

A Florida doctor was removed from his position at the hospital after he was found selling mask opt-out letters to parents with kids in school for $50.

www.ibtimes.com

Note: No mention of pulling his lic.

Aloha, Mark

 

[pharmseller]

I hate it when people pull my lic.

 

[Flopsweat]

My wife's phone number must be one off from the Coast Guard. Every now and then, someone will call and ask if the coast is clear.

 

[Flopsweat]

Last night a bartender says to me
"I see your glass is empty. Would you like another?"
I said
"Why would I want two empty glasses?"

 

[sobo]

Last night a bartender says to me
"I see your glass is empty. Would you like another?"
I said
"Why would I want two empty glasses?"

That's prolly a good way to get a bartender to shove a shot glass into your eye socket... I'm thinkin' maybe, yeah...

 

[Flopsweat]

Why are so many Russians named Conrad?

 

[sobo]

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine...



...but catscan!

 

[sobo]

And to the thief that stole my anti-depressants...


...I hope you're happy!

 

[RVTECH]

Why is it always when someone describes doing something 'on purpose' - it is actually done 'with' or 'for' purpose?

 

[Xaevian]

And to the thief that stole my anti-depressants...


...I hope you're happy!

And to the thief that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...

...you have my Word!