Stupid thoughts

[Member 53867]

Has anyone else noticed that plumbers have a good sense of humor? This morning on Pacific Highway I saw a billboard sign for a local plumber:

"Your #2's are our bread and butter".

I need to start taking pics of the signs I see around the place as there are a lot of good ones, my missus thinks I'm a bit strange when she's driving and I start laughing.

There was a cement company in California that had "Find a Hole and Fill It" painted on all their trucks. Until some group of Karens made them change it for being too offensively suggestive or some bull-pucky.

 

[sobo]

There was a cement company in California that had "Find a Hole and Fill It" painted on all their trucks. Until some group of Karens made them change it for being too offensively suggestive or some bull-pucky.

Phuq'n Karens...

 

[Member 53867]

I think the rarest commodity in the world must be Scratch. You see things all the time advertised as being "Made from Scratch", but you never see Scratch for sale by itself. What is it? Where does it come from? Where do I get it?


Must be mined in Ichiwan, China, or something.

 

[Bobbygun]

I think the rarest commodity in the world must be Scratch. You see things all the time advertised as being "Made from Scratch", but you never see Scratch for sale by itself. What is it? Where does it come from? Where do I get it?


Must be mined in Ichiwan, China, or something.

Scratch is a city in Bangladesh.

You're welcome.

 

[MymuttBear]

I think the rarest commodity in the world must be Scratch. You see things all the time advertised as being "Made from Scratch", but you never see Scratch for sale by itself. What is it? Where does it come from? Where do I get it?


Must be mined in Ichiwan, China, or something.

Scratch is a city in Bangladesh.

You're welcome.

 

[64MercurysRule]

I think the rarest commodity in the world must be Scratch. You see things all the time advertised as being "Made from Scratch", but you never see Scratch for sale by itself. What is it? Where does it come from? Where do I get it?


Must be mined in Ichiwan, China, or something.

Out of nothing or from the beginning.......
Below is some scratch :

 

[nammac]

And here I thought scratch was just street slang for cash…

Apparently, what do I know….

 

[Member 53867]

I thought Scratch was Satan. Granted, my Banquet Beef Pot Pie ("Made from Scratch") wasn't the best, but it didn't taste 'evil'. Figured it must be something else.

Bangladesh makes the most sense, so far. Paprika... Sand... Camel dung...

Could be.

 

[MymuttBear]

Out of nothing or from the beginning.......
Below is some scratch :

Ahhh! Sort of like crypo, right?

 

[Member 53867]

I saw a music video today, "Please, please, please" by Sabrina Carpenter, featuring Dolly Parton, and it left me thinking that plastic surgery should be a criminal offense. Whoever did that to Dolly Parton should be in prison.


I also think if Dolly has one more face lift, she'll either have to wear scarves or explain the furry tracheotomy incision.

 

[Jay Walk]

How did you get yet another firearm purchase past your wife?

"I have been ratholing some scratch behind her back"

 

[OrPackrat]

It's called Common Sense yet year by year, it is becoming far less common...

Would it be better to call it Rare Sense?

Could the wording Rare Sense become common usage?

If Rare Sense became a common wording, would it become a Common Rare Sense?

Given the shortening of wording, would it then become Common Sense again?

 

[Mono1]

So,

"Transcendental".

If Transcend means to Rise above.

And Dental relates to your teeth.

Then Transcendental means to Rise Above your Teeth.

Obviously.

 

[sobo]

Then Transcendental means to Rise Above your Teeth.

That would be one helluva load...

 

[Member 53867]

Can one save money on Novocain by using Transcendental Meditation to transcend dental medication?

 

[arakboss]

I think the rarest commodity in the world must be Scratch. You see things all the time advertised as being "Made from Scratch", but you never see Scratch for sale by itself. What is it? Where does it come from? Where do I get it?


Must be mined in Ichiwan, China, or something.

Winco probably has it in bulk bins.

 

[Mono1]

Can one save money on Novocain by using Transcendental Meditation to transcend dental medication?

Bravo!! I give you The Clap!

 

[Oxygen Mask]

Yes. And they both look silly to those who are neither operators nor hunters

These days days it's hard to tell the difference.
Hunters these days are spending more on tacticool gear than their gun, it's the same gotta have it gear the wannabe "operator" is wearing but in woods camo instead of para military camo (or dum bass black.)

I always hunted in jeans, Pendleton shirt, UofO sweatshirt and a baseball cap. Sneakers if it was dry, good boots if wet. No camo, never owned any. Deer didnt seem to care.
And a disposable pocket poncho if it was really rainy...

 

[OrPackrat]

These days days it's hard to tell the difference.
Hunters these days are spending more on tacticool gear than their gun, it's the same gotta have it gear the wannabe "operator" is wearing but in woods camo instead of para military camo (or dum bass black.)

I always hunted in jeans, Pendleton shirt, UofO sweatshirt and a baseball cap. Sneakers if it was dry, good boots if wet. No camo, never owned any. Deer didnt seem to care.

Haven't been out hunting but when I finally do go, I figure mounting some headlights on a bar about 3' apart and the deer will actively jump out....

 

[lucusloc]

Haven't been out hunting but when I finally do go, I figure mounting some headlights on a bar about 3' apart and the deer will actively jump out....

And then the warden shows up and gets you for hunting over bait. . .

and all your neighbors hate you 'cause those are the deer they were counting on to make the city folks want to move back out of the country. . .