Stupid thoughts

[Cavedweller]

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 16 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either

 

[Yarome]

When you get married the minister says "until death do you part".
IOW, isn't that kind of just God's way of whispering, "I can get you out of this!"(?)

It would stand to reason then that getting divorced is really just a loophole for cheating death, right(?)

 

[Mike_M57]

P Diddy diddled
When he tried a fast fiddle
Of trafficking and transporting poon
But he didn't laugh when they hauled him to court
And he could get 15 to Life very soon.

 

[Mike_M57]

My parents used to tell me that when I was an infant, I peed all over the doctor.







I hope I'm not too senile to enjoy it next time.

 

[Cavedweller]

 

[Mike_M57]

Should Donald Trump play The B!tch Is Back at his inauguration, or would that be gender appropriation?

 

[Richo877]

 

[lucusloc]

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It's an acronym, but not for "macaroni and cheese", but rather for "MAC and cheese." Yes "MAC" here is also an acronym, and can be recursively expanded depending on how cheesy you want your MAC and cheese.

 

[sobo]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Mono1]

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I thought cuz it was invented in McMinnville OR.

Locals will get it.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Wow,.what a disconnect for NBC4,...
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So, don't buy groceries, put in savings and literally starve? That what they're saying?

 

[Xaevian]

Wow,.what a disconnect for NBC4,...
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So, don't buy groceries, put in savings and literally starve? That what they're saying?

Yeah, from the perspective of someone that doesn't do their own shopping, makes perfect sense. Isn't that what all those border crossers are for.