Storming Area 51?

[USMC-03]

Anyone hear anything? anything at all. No news coverage that I've seen.
CaptJack

No reason to hear anything. The next "bread and circuses" is making people look old. They've moved on.

 

[RVTECH]

No news coverage that I've seen.

Probably wont hear much until it gets closer to the scheduled Sept, 20th date - unless it all fades away.

 

[CaptJack]

Somehow, I had July 20th in my head. My bad. Sept 20th it is.
CaptJack

Probably wont hear much until it gets closer to the scheduled Sept, 20th date - unless it all fades away.

 

[Brutus57]

First off I believe most the lemmings that have signed up for this lack the financial will and testicular fortitude to actually get there. I would be happy to volunteer as a crude medic to render assistance to their wounded and confiscate any , magazines, weapons, etc., not deemed legal by the local authorities as my civic duty.

Indeed my philanthropic sense of wokeness knows no bounds.

Brutus Out

 

[CountryGent]

Looks like FaceButt removed it: Facebook Has Bad News For The 2 Million People Who Wanted to Storm Area 51

 

[Rickenbacher39]

Facebook has removed a mega-viral event called "Storm Area 51", claiming it violated community standards.

I didn't realize Facebook had any standards.

 

[CountryGent]

I didn't realize Facebook had any standards.

Came as something of a surprise to me too.

 

[Mygrainman]

 

[Ura-Ki]

They dont! Zukerdude was all pizzed that no one was bringing the sea salt and vinagar kale chips and organic free range water!

 

[Rickenbacher39]

Hopefully the event organizer will be dyslexic
and they will all show up at area 15.

 

[RicInOR]

 

[308]

Somebody has too much time on their hands

 

[Dungannon]

Everything We Know So Far About Storm Area 51's 'Alienstock' Festival

"They can't stop us from gathering and celebrating aliens!"

time.com

 

[titsonritz]

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I think Iwo Jima for the Marines, the rest look about right.

 

[SquirrelSlayer]

Security forces COULD just set up a tent and give away "I VISITED AREA 51" t shirts. The Area 51 Stormers would get their souvenir and go home. Win Win.

 

[Cavedweller]

"If you plan on attending the event you must be experienced in camping, hiking and surviving in a harsh desert environment and have a vehicle in good shape," the website reads. "You must be prepared to be completely on your own for food, water, gas, etc. We expect cell service and the internet in Rachel to be offline. Credit card processing will not work, so bring enough cash."
Then came this ominous warning: "Law enforcement will be overwhelmed and local residents will step up to protect their property. It will get ugly."

Storming Area 51 started as a joke. But it's a mystery as to how many will show up

Will millions arrive at Area 51 in September to storm the gates? Nobody knows for sure, but government agencies are preparing for the worst.

www.latimes.com

 

[CRBMoA]

I would think any food and herb growing outside would be in danger.

And if you have any Pokemon cards or Magic: The Gathering crap, better put that away before the Redshirts show up!

 

[RicInOR]

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[CountryGent]

"If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets."

Naruto run is a reference to anime ninja Naruto Uzumaki, who runs with body and head leaning forward while keeping his arms straight behind his back.

Naruto run? There are, at least measured in years, adults who are making a life decision with profound implications (e.g., possibility of arrest and/or physical harm) based upon a cartoon show? What the hell?

 

[Caveman Jim]

1.5 Million have gone online to claim they are going to do this. 99.99% of the people who go online with a cape on will fold as soon as pain is applied. Even if half that number actually showed up it would only take the shooting of a couple to send the rest running while crapping their pants. They are not going to run into gun fire no matter htough they say they are online.

So your saying that all these basement dwellers should wear their brown pants???