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stand alone JOKE

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by pokerace, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. pokerace

    pokerace Newberg Well-Known Member

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    An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Steadman's, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian
     
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  2. PaulZ

    PaulZ Oregon City Active Member

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    Could be true except; A Marine in a Starbucks?? no way
     
  3. mjbskwim

    mjbskwim Salmon,Idaho Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I heard the cowboy version.
    Still good though

    the lesbian,
    Mike