Spear , no magic helmet...

[Andy54Hawken]

So all this talk about hunting bears with a spear has me wanting to post a picture my spear.
I think it is a "European Spear" imported by Windlass.
( it came to second hand me , so I'm just guessing )
It weighs 1 pound and the blade length is 9 inches , carbon steel.
Overall head length is 15 inches.
The blade finish is barrel browning , then rubbed away in places.
I have it mounted in a nitric acid stained ash shaft.
The overall length is 6 feet 5 inches
So now all I need is a magic helmet and I'll be just like Elmer in "What's opera , Doc? " LOL
Andy

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[Stomper]

Get a roman legionnaire's breastplate and helmet... your wife will dig it.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I'll be all "I'm Spartacus" ... And she will say "You ain't no Kirk Douglas ... LOL
Andy

 

[Ura-Ki]

Andy, You will need a bigger CodPiece to pull off the right look!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

"Codpiece" is that a fish? LOL
At least my codpiece isn't rusty ... Wait family forum LOL
Andy

 

[The Heretic]

 

[Stomper]

I'll be all "I'm Spartacus" ... And she will say "You ain't no Kirk Douglas ... LOL
Andy

You just tell her that ol' Kirk Douglas is a mere flicking off of the ol' light switch away!

 

[Ura-Ki]

You just tell her that ol' Kirk Douglas is a mere flicking off of the ol' light switch away!

I am SO STEALING THAT

 

[Goosebrown]

The deli at safeway near me used to sell chunks of fried cod they labled "codpieces" I took everyone from work over the space of a couple weeks to show them. I almost laughed up a lung every time I saw it.

 

[Stomper]

(Off Topic) I saw this on a menu board @ the teriyaki shack outside the Tigard Home Depot a couple days ago and took a photo of it... made me laugh.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Damn tortilla chips with a 'tude !
Andy

 

[Stomper]

You can say "tude" on the interwebs!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Well thats me always pushing the boundaries of good taste and sense LOL
Andy

 

[Captain O]

"Nacho" is an American invention. BTW, Wagner is rolling over in his grave.

 

[Stomper]

"Nacho" is an American invention. BTW, Wagner is rolling over in his grave.

Then JUST how do you 'splain this, Lucy?!

 

[Captain O]

Then JUST how do you 'splain this, Lucy?!

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A horiffic bit of American kitsch which I (thankfully) avoided. I can't stand those movies.

 

[Stomper]

A horiffic bit of American kitsch which I (thankfully) avoided. I can't stand those movies.

You're not a very happy person right now, are you?

 

[Certaindeaf]

Happy Gilmore was a god. feh
those are the best kind of movies

 

[Stomper]

Don't forget Big Daddy!! Gotta raise and train them young boys to be proper men. Seriously, what proper man can't pee on a wall adjacent to a public walkway?!

Sadly, them fluffy neckbeards are throwing off their aim... kids today, yeah?

 

[Captain O]

You're not a very happy person right now, are you?

No, I just don't like movies of this ilk. Hollywood tends to regurgitate a lot of crap and feed it to the public.

There are better comedies.